Annie gets the Forbidden treatment with an adult actress stuffed into that horrid red dress, a cigarette hanging from her lips as she sings, “I’m 30 years old tomorrow, and I haven’t worked since I played Annie when I was ten…Revive me! Revive me! Please, someone revive me before my red hair turns gray.” Carol Channing’s classic performance in Hello, Dolly is spoofed with a little rewriting of the lyrics. An over-the-top Carol is interrupted just as she’s about to start a song by a couple of chorus boys who sing, “Oh, no, Carol! No, no, no, Carol! Don’t you dare go Hello, Dolly once again.” 7 p.m. December 13, 16 and 17. Ovations, 2536 Times. For information, call 713‑861‑7045 or visit www.masqueradetheatre.com. $30 to $300.
Tue., Dec. 13, 7 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 16, 7 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 17, 7 p.m., 2011