All of that’s just a build-up to the festival’s big attraction, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Just in case you’re not sure how cheesy Martians is, you should know that the film stars Pia Zadora. (Yes, that pip-squeak ball of no-talent, singer-actor-celebrity-for-no-reason Pia Zadora.) It’s all good, groan-out-loud, campy holiday fun when two Earth kids try to save Santa from Martians who’ve invaded the planet in search of someone to give their alien kids Christmas gifts. (Why, oh why, didn’t we send Pia to Mars when we had the chance?) 11:55 p.m. Friday and Saturday. 2009 West Gray. For information, call 713-866-8881 or visit www.landmarktheatres.com. $10.
Dec. 16-17, 11:55 p.m., 2011