Even though Attell isn't especially handsome (he admits he looks like Andre Agassi with a drinking problem), he offers himself up as prime dating material. ''Young women are looking for the Leonardo DiCaprios, the Brad Pitts and Will Smiths. They're looking for these fantasy men to come off the screen and take them out for a light meal, have sex with a condom and then call you. You know what, ladies? They don’t got the time…I do.''
Attell does have one bit of advice we wholeheartedly agree with: ''Jack Daniel's bottles should come packaged with bail money.''
March 28-30, 2013