Koy prefers earthquakes, which he insists he ignores. ''Fuck an earthquake! We don''t care nothing about earthquakes in the Bay Area. They try to scare us all the time, telling us California's gonna break off into the ocean. Yeah! That's what we want — the California Islands. We'll a-l-l have oceanfront property.'' 8 p.m. Thursday, 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday, 7 and 9:30 p.m. Saturday. Improv Comedy Showcase, 7620 Katy Freeway. For information, call 713‑333-8800 or visit improvhouston.com. $25 to $55.
April 4-6, 2013