''Have you ever gotten weight-loss advice from someone bigger than you?'' he continues. '' 'You know what you've got to do?' Yeah, not listen to your fatter ass, for starters. You know what it comes down to? My fitness goals are different from most people. Most people want to lose weight so that they look good in a bathing suit, or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough weight so that my stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.''
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