"No menacing carnivore, this Nosferatu has sworn off fatty human blood, is more scared of humans than we are of him and desires nothing more than a spot hidden away from ever-ready-to-mob villagers in which to raise his tyke — his baby-voiced, Weekend Update croon at the cradle's side ID's no one less than Adam Sandler as the Voice Of." That's one sentence--correction, that's one fugly sentence. Henry James, knock it off, I read these articles/reviews for workplace entertainment, not a migraine. Once past your lexo-gymnastics, the review was nice. I look forward to tormenting my too-grown-for-this godchildren with the DVD.