3. They were afraid that, if the roof was open, J.J. Watt would fly out of the stadium and try to fight crime, and they really, really needed him to stop the Jaguars instead.

2. They forgot where the "open roof" button is located.

1. Hey, it's not like the Texans paid for the retractable roof, so why should they care if it's ever open or not?
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We're looking up all over the place.
Son Lam
We're looking up all over the place.

WHATEVER

Houstonian Wins Swimsuit USA International Title

By Jeff Balke

The Texans are 9-1. The Rockets have a new, exciting young team. The Dynamo are going to the MLS Cup. It's fall and hurricane season for the Gulf Coast is over. The holidays are upon us. It's a great time to be alive and living in Houston.

We'll give you another reason to be happy: Kendra Carroll. The young Carroll walked away with the crown in the Swimsuit USA International competition last weekend in Cancun. Congrats to her and to all a good night!

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