I was once visiting someone at the Shits Carlton in Houston. When I walked outside & observed all of the lazy fucks waiting to have their cars parked, I was stunned. The line extended out the front door and around the block. It reminded me of drive-through lines for donuts.
Most of the fucks in the automobiles could use a long fast-paced walk to shed some pounds. Of course, we don't want these elitist pigs exposed to sunlight. We have enough raisin-faced fuckers in Houston.