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Houston Needs Hockey
Houston Needs an NHL Team: An Open Letter.

Abby Koenig

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White Linen Night inundates the neighborhood with inebriated visitors.

Dear Whoever Has Enough Money to Buy Hockey Teams:

Two weeks ago my hockey-loving husband and I headed up to the Big D to watch the New York Rangers take on the Dallas Stars. As transplants from New York, we were rooting for the Rangers, and (no surprise) they won. Regardless of victor, the American Airlines Arena was completely packed. As we pushed our way out of the crowd, we both mused to each other over the same question:

Why in the hell doesn't Houston have a national hockey team?

When the Houston Aeros, Houston's AHL team, announced last year that they would not be returning to H-Town in the 2013-2014 ­season but were picking up and moving to Des Moines, Iowa, as the Iowa Wild, Houston lost the closest thing it had to a hockey pastime. The rumors as to why the Aeros split town have less to do with Houston's interest in the sport and more to do with cashola. Apparently, the Minnesota Wild, the Aeros' affiliate NHL team, couldn't come up with a lease agreement with the Toyota Center — someone wanted more money and someone wanted to pay less; you guess which was which.

If you had never been to an Aeros game, you missed out. It was a good old time. The Toyota Center wasn't packed to the brim, but there was always a good-size crowd of people donning their green Aeros jerseys. The loss wasn't for lack of interest. In the 2011-2012 season, ­Aeros games were the fifth most attended in the league, and in 2012-2013 they ranked at No. 7. In fact, over the past nine years, the Aeros consistently landed in the top 10 of most attended AHL teams in the league. Houstonians want their hockey.

Undoubtedly, an NHL team, as opposed to an AHL team, would bring in a better audience. And let's throw our hockey pucks down on the table: Houston needs an NHL team. Why? Where should I start?

How about with the little detail that Houston is the fourth-largest city in the country and soon enough will be No. 3. "But Houston is so hot," you say. So what? So's Dallas. Additionally, there is Florida, which has two hockey teams, the Florida Panthers and the Tampa Bay Lighting, and it's not only hotter and smaller in both of those places, but also...it's Florida. California has three hockey teams and one of them is based on a horrible movie starring Emilio Estevez.

How does Texas have only one NHL team, and, furthermore, how is that team in Dallas? Think of the glorious potential of having a Houston/Dallas hockey rivalry. This isn't football, where you pretend to wrestle on the field; hockey has full-on battle royals with blood and guts on ice skates! I guarantee that our hockey team could kick Dallas's hockey team's ass, and we don't even have a team.

Friction with Dallas aside, Houston is a city filled with transplants. I don't need to remind you of the multitude of findings that have come out over the past few years that people cannot stop moving here. Even U-Haul filed a report saying that Houston was the most moved-to city in 2012. With all these different folks, how could there not be a large percentage of hockey fans, who, sadly, don't have a local team to support and give their money to? We have moolah to spend on frivolities; let us spend it on sports. Did you hear me say that, whoever is in charge of getting this done? We want to spend money on sports in Houston.

Speaking of sports, Houston has had some rough times this past year. I don't want to sour anybody's pickle, but we need a team to root for right about now. No offense to the Rockets and the Dynamo; you guys are doing okay; I just don't personally care for either of you.

Here's another thing worth mentioning about the sport: Hockey players are pretty hot. Jeff Carter, Carey Price, Henrik Lundqvist and, let us never forget, Sean Avery, gone but never forgotten, all incredibly good-looking guys who are manly enough to don a pair of ice skates. Houston's sports teams need some eye candy up in this piece.

Additionally, right now hockey's East division has two more teams than the West, so it's a perfect time to get in while the getting is good and even the score. Plus, this week was really cold, so Houston just feels like a hockey kind of town.

And Tyler Myers of the Sabres was born in Houston, so there's that, too.

I am aware there are a lot of logistics to bringing a hockey team over from another city, but we are a huge city, filled with people from all over the country who are missing their hometown teams, with an arena already in place and a desperate need for some hot sports stars (sorry, Case).

Let's do this, Houston!

Signed,

A hockey fan

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4 comments
koothyman
koothyman

The author is such an idiot...typical hipster BS....you wont a friendly dense neighborhood environment but when it happens you dont like it? also you made events for people to come to the Heights but when it gets too successful you dont like it? you're an idiot...and I hope the the heights gets super dense townhomes and bungalow home they need both....so stop your whining also more street level retail...you kaka

Loona_c
Loona_c

I so get what you are saying.  Many years ago we considered moving in to the Heights.  We liked the idea of an old fixer upper.  And we visited with friends who had great neighbors and block parties.  But I wasn't comfortable with the rougher parts of the Heights nor did I think much (then) of the HISD schools.  Now that the kids are grown, I revisited the Heights, considering moving.  And was very disappointed.  You are so correct about the disfunction/disjointedness of town homes butting right up against vintage homes.  A real shame.

carpetbagger
carpetbagger

It seems you want to have your cake and eat it, too. On the one hand, you bemoan the lack of outdoor contact and community, and on the other, you complain about the kind denser development that would encourage people out of their cars and onto the streets to meet each other.


The porch lifestyle worked in a time when we weren't living in an over-air conditioned and automobile-dependent society. Now that you can move from an AC'd mall to an AC'd car to an AC'd home, why spend time on a hot and humid porch? Because the Heights is not really a walkable neighborhood people are forced into their cars and street life is dead.


Now, imagine if development was dense enough to support cafes and stores on every major block. It wouldn't be too much of a pain to walk a few minutes down a shaded street in the summer to run your errands. You could meet others on the street or at the cafe. This is your new porch. Unfortunately, the Cult of the Sacred Bungalow seems to have an outright revulsion to any development denser than a 50' wide single family detached home, which means people will continue to drive around and run over anyone who tries to walk or bike anywhere. 


Denser development does not need to mean you become the next Upper Kirby with giant, sterile apartment complexes. Look to examples like the old prewar suburbs of Chicago that feature beautiful row houses and 3 to 5-story apartments built with quality materials and surrounded by big street trees and great parks. Each major city block has enough stores and cafes to cover 80% of your errands by foot. It's possible to have a beautiful and comfortable neighborhood without relying on cars.


Hey, maybe if the Heights gets its act together people would start replacing their town home garages with something better because they don't need cars.

ZipAdiDoodah
ZipAdiDoodah

It would have been perfect if we had landed the Edmonton Oilers.

 
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