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So anyway, at her going-away party, her friend whom I had sex with was there, but so was another "attractive" mutual male friend of hers and his. When the friend saw me talking to the mutual friend, he walked over, hugged me and half-jokingly asked, "What's up with you and my girl?"

The mutual friend respectfully excused himself, while I was left standing there with a simple-minded doofus who proceeded to tell me how close he is with the mutual friend. We had a one-night stand and that's all, but he seems to want more. How do I get him out of my life and pursue his friend without coming between their friendship?

Wasted Time:

The force was strong with Bushwick Bill at House of Blues in July 2013.
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The force was strong with Bushwick Bill at House of Blues in July 2013.
Doughbeezy (with mike) was the center of attention at his Footprints On the Moon listening party.
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Doughbeezy (with mike) was the center of attention at his Footprints On the Moon listening party.

Getting Doofus out of your life may prove to be much easier than pursuing his friend without coming between their friendship. Men are uncomfortable with being friendly with a man who's been intimate with their woman. One of my closest friends, who was like a little brother to me, fell for a girl I used to date. We went from hanging out daily to not seeing each other for years at a time. They got married, had a couple of kids, divorced, and married other people. Now they hate each other.

Just be honest. He's a generic dude, so give him a generic dismissal. Tell him: "Hey, you're a great guy, but we're not compatible. I would appreciate it if you not call me anymore. It's not you, it's me." If he has a problem with that, wait a few days, call him and say, "I just came from the clinic, and my doctor told me to notify all of my sexual partners in the past ten years."

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