Watch out, facial hair enthusiasts; the Battle on the Bayou Beard & Mustache Competition may be too hot for you to handle. After all, this bearded battle will be so full of whiskers, you may not know where to start. May we suggest the goatee contest, where the combed, pruned and perfect facial sprouting will be judged on the sheer epic-ness of the manscaping, and may or may not include a mustache? Every bit of facial fuzziness will be indulged, from chops to the Vandyke and more, and the judges will be out there bein’ all judgy for a good cause, since the competition benefits Shriners Hospital and all. Comedians, DJs and even some sweet Flakey’s Pizza are all part of this bearded wonder, and even if you’re just sportin’ some sprouts and aren’t quite ready to compete, there will still be plenty of facial hair goodies for you noncompetitive beardies to geek out on. And perhaps some of that mustache wax or beard balm from the sponsors lining up at Super Happy Fun Land will help you feel confident enough to go head to head next year for a good cause.
7:30 p.m. Super Happy Fun Land, 3801 Polk. For information, call 281-685-6278. $15.
Sun., July 27, 7:30 p.m., 2014