Seinfeld admits being alone onstage armed with nothing but a mike and facing an audience he has to amuse and entertain for more than an hour isn’t a cakewalk even after all his years in comedy. “I feel sweat rolling down my back for about a half hour. Droplets just going all the way down! There are nights when it’s easy, and there are nights when it’s not easy and you got to make it look easy,” he told Scott Raab of Esquire earlier this year. Even then, Seinfeld thinks what he does isn’t so hard as compared to other, say, possibly more exotic performing arts. “I saw these guys in Cirque du Soleil, these two bald-headed guys. And they balance [on] their heads. One guy balances on the other guy. And it gets only a polite round of applause. Why is that guy not the most famous guy [ever]? It’s so much harder than what I do!”
7 p.m. Jones Hall for the Performing Arts, 615 Louisiana. For information, call 832-487-7041 or visit houstonfirsttheaters.com. $51 to $150.
Fri., Aug. 15, 7 p.m., 2014