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10 More Sh*t People Say Videos and Then We're Done

We will happily admit that when we were told by 30 of our Facebook friends that we just "had to watch" the Sh*t Girls Say Youtube sensation, we were completely amused. We cannot count the number of times in a week that we start a sentence with, "First of all, ewww" on one hand, nor how often we are on the hunt for hummus. We completely understand the seven million views. We even get the need to make a second episode, which, sadly, didn't quite match up to the first. Let's stop there, shall we? No, we shall not!

This is the Internet, and there is an unspoken law that if a video goes viral it must be copied 100 times over and turned into an awful mockery of itself, but in the unfunniest way imaginable.

There is Sh*t Southern Gay Guys Say, Sh*t Asian Girls Say, Sh*t Yogis Say and Sh*t Guys Say, to name a few. Sh*t Vegans Say might have been funny if we ever heard a vegan say any of those things. Sh*t Black Girls Say has its moments, but not 2 minutes and 45 seconds worth of moments. This has gotten completely out of control and needs to stop.... almost! There is always room at the bottom of the barrel, so we are wondering who's going to say sh*t next?

Here are our top ten recommendations for who we want to see make a "sh*t says" video.

10. Sh*t Moms Say Clean your room! I made you; I can break you. Why don't you go live with your father!

9. Sh*t Pizza Delivery Guys Say Thanks for the tip, cheapskate. You called at 8, it's not even 8:30. I definitely got here in under a half an hour. Thanks for the tip, no really. That was very nice of you.

8. Sh*t Dogs Say Woof.

7. Sh*t Bosses Say You don't mind doing that, do you? So, I'm going to need those TPS reports. You don't mind filing that for me, do you? I'm working from home today because my kid is sick. I'm working from home today because my dog is sick. I'm just working from home today.

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Abby Koenig
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