Life Beyond the LoopThat loony Fertle family is on hiatus until September, so instead you'll just have to content yourself with Radio Music Theatre's hilarious parody Life Beyond the Loop. The show is as bracing as a headfirst dunk into a bucket of ice water. Here, the superb comic trio (author Steve Farrell, Vicki Farrell and Rich Mills -- with sound- and music-effects wizards Mark Cain and Pat Southard) takes us to Houston-area planned community Precious Trees and proceeds to shake out enough nuts to feed the elephants at the zoo. Among the numerous topical items and persons expertly lambasted: our new accident-prone Metro, the unstoppable developer Tilman Fertitta, the nudie bar/restaurant Kajankers, George and Barbara Bush, the sleazy televangelist Jiffy Dillman and the incompetent Spy Eye News, with its consumer advocate Damuel Madd ("I'm Dam Madd"). There's a plot -- there's always a good plot at RMT's three-ring circus -- but it's only an excuse for timely gags, razor-sharp timing and brilliant song parodies. And let's not forget the Margaret Mueller Miller Mitchell...something, something...Pavilion, the "instant damnation" of Al Franken, Uncle Dan's insane furniture commercials and the dessert of choice at Precious Trees: pudding! Through August 28. 2623 Colquitt, 713-522-7722.
The Sound of Music The last collaboration between Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein turned into their most crowd-pleasing hit ever. Written as a shameless vehicle for Broadway superstar Mary Martin, this 1959 musical about an Austrian nun-turned-governess, her brood and her romance with their father -- which takes place as the Nazis are invading -- draws audiences like flies. All the high spots of the fabled R&H music machine are in place at Masquerade Theatre: the young virginal heroine, the older autocrat, the ready-made family, the older and wiser earth-mother figure, the syrupy lyrics (what the hell is "a lark learning to pray"?), those beguiling and lilting waltzes, the hymnlike anthems. Of course, that's all this show ever was, highlights -- there's nothing in between. It's best not to stand in the way of this "family musical" juggernaut, and the folks at Masquerade just move aside and let those who can't get enough of perky Maria and her cuddly Von Trapp septet have their bliss. If you're one of the many relatives of the adorable seven children (14, if you count both Blue and Green casts), you'll love this rendition. With her Broadway-belter voice and an assured stage presence, Monica Passley turns oldest daughter Leisl into a real character (no small feat in this sketchy book). While there's no chemistry between Laura Gray's Maria and Luther Chakurian's Georg (not that there's any in the script, either), he still manages to wring the utmost pathos out of the show's ode to Austria, "Edelweiss." A word of caution to Gray: Cute and perky as you are as Maria, if you keep standing pigeon-toed to indicate childlike innocence, you may get stuck in that position. Knock it off. Through August 8. 1637 N. Shepherd, 713-861-7045.
Tamalalia 9 We could all use a blue spandex "superpower fear-fighting suit" like the one Tamarie Cooper sports in Tamalalia 9. It's cool! But cool is standard issue from the Tamalalia series, the silly summer confection devoted to the strange inner life of Cooper. No. 9 delivers so many laughs, it's hard not to forgive the show's creators for their unusually timid approach to the subject at hand, namely fear and the crazy things it makes us do. Great numbers abound. One of the funniest is "The Vampire's Folk Dance," performed by the company's wildest clown, Kyle Sturdivant. But the real showstopper is "Physical Ed," about Tamarie's horror of gym class. Jeff Miller, Tek Wilson and Sturdivant play PE bullies from Tamarie's past who return for a rematch. The contest is run by Coach Gascamp (a wicked Noel Bowers), who delights in referring to Tamarie as "Mamarie Pooper." But near the top of Act II, the show starts to go south. Things are promising at first: The entire cast sings "Culture of Fear," and everything from the government to the media to mad cow disease comes up. But just as the show seems to be moving into some timely stuff, Tamarie stops it, declaring she doesn't know where to go from here. This familiar shtick -- it's been used in other Tamalalias -- is disappointing. Truthfully, the script writers haven't backed themselves into a hole at all. Indeed, they've suddenly moved into a landscape rich with potential. But Tamarie claims she's afraid of getting too serious and worried about offending her audience -- some of whom might be Republicans! In the end it's fear, the very thing this show sets out to conquer, that gets the best of Tamalalia 9. Through August 28 at the Axiom, 2524 McKinney, 713-522-8443.
