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Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

Today is day two of Día de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, when all are supposed to clean up the cemeteries, visit their deceased relatives and just in general show some respect to those who have passed beyond the mortal coil. We on the other hand would like to pay our respects to the smoking hot on the other side of the veil. Here are the ones we can't wait to die to meet.

10. Francesca (from Ghost Ship)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

If you didn't catch 2002's Ghost Ship, you missed out on one of the best cheesy gorefests ever given a budget. The film was short on sense, long on scares and also had the famous Italian actress Francesca Rettondini playing the ghost of a murdered lounge singer. Minutes after she peels down and seduces one of our heroes, he goes to embrace her and tumbles down a shaft to his death. You ask us, it was worth it.

9. Evita (Eva Perón)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

Eva Perón was only 33 when cancer claimed her, and she left behind an entire country devastated by her loss. Distraught, her husband Juan Perón enlisted the aid of Dr. Pedro Ara, who was famous for his ability to perfectly preserve a body. His work was so perfect that when Perón was overthrown by a military coup and Evita's body was left behind, the members of the coup refused to believe that her corpse was legit. It was, and is still pretty attractive.

8. Kristine Z. Kochanski (from Red Dwarf)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

Maybe one of the greatest British TV shows ever, Red Dwarf is well worth tracking down. Kochanski has been dead for 3 million years by the time the series really gets going, but she makes several appearances as a flashback or an occasional hologram. By the way, of the two Kochanskis that were featured, Clare Grogan was the real gem.

7. Moaning Myrtle (from Harry Potter)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

Yeah, we know she's the ghost of a teenager, but Shirley Henderson was 37 when she filmed Chamber of Secrets, so get over it. Ghost chick is hot, okay?

6. Aeris Gainsborough (from Final Fantasy VII)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

Every man our age remembers where he was the day he saw Aeris die at the end of Sephiroth's sword. It still brings tears to our eyes. Nonetheless, like Obi-Wan she became even more powerful after being struck down, and continued to help your party from the other side as a guiding spirit and as a reminder that dying does not make you any less sexy.

 

5. Jessica Hamby (from True Blood)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

What's not to like about a red-headed dead girl? In this case nothing. Nothing at all.

4. Charlotte Charles (from Pushing Daisies)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

There is a place in hell specifically for the person who cancelled Pushing Daisies. Of that we have no doubt. In addition to losing the best show ABC had had in years, we also lost a weekly opportunity to ogle Anna Friel as Chuck. How a man could resurrect her and not be able to touch her without going insane is beyond us.

3. Drusilla (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

Yes, she's batshit insane, and yes, she's probably as likely to rip your head off as look at you. Still, Drusilla's allure was completely beyond argument. Plus, some throwaway lines dropped in Angel made it clear she'll go for threesome action, so there's that.

2. Laura Palmer (from Twin Peaks)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

Laura Palmer spends the entirety of the series Twin Peaks either dead or trapped in the Black Lodge waiting for rescue. The above shot was an ad actress Sheryl Lee did for PETA to contest fur recreating her role as television's most famous corpse.

1. Death (DC Comics)
Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

As Neil Gaiman himself said, "And then there's Death." Mariano Navarro did the calendar shot up there, and we dearly wish we spoke Spanish so we could thank him for a nice look at the best part about dying.


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