Happy Birthday Woz: Ten Facts About Apple Founder Steve Wozniak
Today, August 11, is Steve "Woz" Wozniak's 61st birthday. We know, 61 is really an insignificant birthday for us to be mentioning it. Normally, once you pass the big 6-0, any birthdays you have up until 80 are pointless and involve "Over-the-Hill" party favors that usually have crows flying over your grave. However, Art Attack felt insensitive to have missed Woz's 60th and thought, we could throw the guy a memory stick and celebrate a little. If Steve Jobs was our former partner, watching his total domination over the world might give us the occasional case of the Green Monster, and who doesn't want to be celebrated?
Woz is a big man, in more ways than one. He has had his fair share of accomplishments and just as much drama, more than we had any idea of. For example, did you know that Woz was in a plane crash and developed temporary amnesia? According to his book, he credits the Apple II computer games with bringing back his memory. We learned that Woz is an avid Segway Polo player (we also learned that there is such a thing as Segway Polo) and the name of his team is the Silicon Valley Aftershocks.
Woz has done a slew of crazy things in his 61 years and we decided to say Happy Birthday by listing our top ten favorite factoids. 10. Apple I The Apple I started it all. It wasn't a fully built computer, but a circuit board to be used inside other computers. Woz describes himself as working tirelessly to conceive and build the Apple I. The magic happened all by hand and in his bedroom. The Apple I was sold for $666.66, which is an odd choice of numbers worth pointing out.
9. Apple II We had to put the Apple II second on the list, even though it was a far superior computer to its predecessor. The Apple II was a tangible piece of machinery, and anyone who grew up in the late 1970s/early 1980s remembers how amazing they were. Woz is credited 100 percent with the design of the Apple II and we thank him for the thing that introduced us to Flight Simulator and Oregon Trail.
8. Electronic Frontier Foundation Woz gave significant funding to help establish the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF). The EFF is an international organization that fights for human interests in the territory of computers and telecommunications. From bloggers' rights to privacy acts on the Internet, the EFF has had a hand in shaping the legal woes of the World Wide Web. 7. Inventors Hall of Fame In 2000, he was inducted into the Inventors Hall of Fame alongside such brilliant minds as Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone, and Arthur Fry, who invented the Post-it note. Woz was awarded the prestigious Heinz Award for Technology, The Economy and Employment for "single-handedly designing the first personal computer." 6. Dancing With the Stars Despite his incredibly high IQ, Woz thought it would be a good idea to perform on Dancing With the Stars. He was considered the star. The Samba proved to be too scientific for him and he was eliminated in week four of the competition. That being said, you have to applaud the guy for breaking out of his comfort zone and looking very bad on national television. Very bad.Next Page
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