Merry Christinamas: Hot Chicks with Things That Dudes Like

Merry Christinamas: Hot Chicks with Things That Dudes Like

This week, the world of "guhhhh" was rocked with a set of pictures featuring noted scotch fan and Mother of All That Is Holy, faux-redhead Christina Hendricks posing, bustily -- it's a word now -- with a bottle of Johnnie Walker in a delightful Christmas scene.

Men (and women) who are fans of booze, voluptuous women and red hair went into prehistoric salivating mode, while everyone else rolled their eyes, licked their thumbs and index fingers and turned the pop culture page. Oh look! Snooki is skinny now!

Ever since I read this piece on Hendricks for Esquire in May 2010, in which she celebrates men ordering real drinks at bars and not a bottle of Bud Light, I have felt comfortable bypassing ice houses for places that sell the hard stuff.

The images of Hendricks, which are now all saved lovingly on every computer I own and will be printed into a full-size format for myself for Christmas morning, got me to thinking of instances where beautiful women have posed with other things that dudes like, food items, guns and sports crap.

Guys love dogs! And we cry when they die, or when we have to shoot them behind a barn to prove our manliness.
Guys love dogs! And we cry when they die, or when we have to shoot them behind a barn to prove our manliness.
I have never turned down a hot dog. Hell, I think the men in this town helped Moon Tower Inn keep the lights on from wiener love alone.
I have never turned down a hot dog. Hell, I think the men in this town helped Moon Tower Inn keep the lights on from wiener love alone.
Dudes love Kim Kardashian's ass, seen here attached to Kim Kardashian.
Dudes love Kim Kardashian's ass, seen here attached to Kim Kardashian.
Guys love cheeseburgers, seen here in the delicate, loving hands of model Kate Upton.
Guys love cheeseburgers, seen here in the delicate, loving hands of model Kate Upton.
Guys enjoy Slave Leia and regular Leia in equal amounts, or at least this dude does. Plus, they are also washing a car, which guys enjoy watching women do.
Guys enjoy Slave Leia and regular Leia in equal amounts, or at least this dude does. Plus, they are also washing a car, which guys enjoy watching women do.
Almost every man I know has a dream to one day buy a motorcycle and take off on the open road. Here is Megan Fox straddling a motorbike in a robot picture the name of which escapes me at the moment.
Almost every man I know has a dream to one day buy a motorcycle and take off on the open road. Here is Megan Fox straddling a motorbike in a robot picture the name of which escapes me at the moment.
So many things here to like. Chicks in wife-beaters, chicks on those hobby horses you begged your parents for money to ride on, Target (great prices!) and a young, nubile Jennifer Connelly.
So many things here to like. Chicks in wife-beaters, chicks on those hobby horses you begged your parents for money to ride on, Target (great prices!) and a young, nubile Jennifer Connelly.
Britney Spears Circa 2001: Snakes, blonds, haggard mothers of two. Take your pick.
Britney Spears Circa 2001: Snakes, blonds, haggard mothers of two. Take your pick.
Guys all aspire to be drummers one day, and here is Katy Perry with a drum set in the blurry distance.
Guys all aspire to be drummers one day, and here is Katy Perry with a drum set in the blurry distance.
Emma Stone with red hair, holding a shotgun and fighting zombies.EXPAND
Emma Stone with red hair, holding a shotgun and fighting zombies.
It's almost RodeoHouston time, and that means "Chicks in Cowboy Hats."
It's almost RodeoHouston time, and that means "Chicks in Cowboy Hats."
And finally, women in yoga pants, featured here on Sara Jean Underwood. Well, some guys just like fitness clothing in general. You never hear a gal say, "Oh man, look at that guy in those basketball shorts and that sleeveless Astros shirt picking his boxer briefs out of his ass on the treadmill!"
And finally, women in yoga pants, featured here on Sara Jean Underwood. Well, some guys just like fitness clothing in general. You never hear a gal say, "Oh man, look at that guy in those basketball shorts and that sleeveless Astros shirt picking his boxer briefs out of his ass on the treadmill!"

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