Press Picks

may 9
MFA Spring Sale Antique Turkish urns, handcrafted burl-wood boxes and other fine items from the museum store must go, and some prices are reduced as much as 75 percent! We are told that the charming clay couple -- a pair of anatomically correct, foot-high statues coveted by many museumgoers -- are not marked down, and we're very sorry. But with the money you save on other art items, maybe you can afford $240 for the pair. The sale continues during regular store hours, through Sunday. Museum of Fine Arts, 1001 Bissonnet, 639-7300. You need not pay museum admission to attend the sale.

Harleys, horses and barbecue SIRE (Self Improvement Through Riding Education) offers disabled kids a chance to ride horses, and the group's annual dance/auction ranks as one of Houston's more high-spirited fundraisers. Bidders compete for high-end items like golf packages and vacations, and Jerry Lightfoot and the Essentials provide dance music. Mancuso Harley-Davidson and the Houston Area No. 1 Harley Owners Group are the proud sponsors. Dinner, 67:30; dancing, 7:30 p.m.midnight. Tin Hall, 14800 Huffmeister. For reservations, call Harla Kaplan, 840-1536. $15.

Women's Center Spring Gala The Houston Area Women's Center spends most of the year dealing with grim and sobering women's issues, but HAWC directors have noticed that grim and sobering statistics win fewer patron dollars than lighthearted, quality entertainment. And so the group that brought you "Funny Women" and "Funny Men" presents yet another funny fundraiser: "Funny Politics." The Capitol Steps, former congressional staffers now on the spoofing circuit, are the main attraction at tonight's gala. Expect them to sing the likes of "Thank God I'm a Contra Boy!" "Fools on the Hill" and "A Whole Newt World." 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Downtown, 1200 Louisiana. For tickets, call Lara, 528-6798, extension 228. $125.

Kiss-a-Pig Curly-tailed bacon producers were one of the first sources of the insulin upon which diabetics depend, and tonight, in a show of appreciation, local celebs such as Judge Andrew Jefferson and Annette Gonzales will compete for the honor of smooching a porcine snout. Proceeds benefit the Texas Affiliate of the American Diabetes Association. 7 p.m. Texas Medical Center Conference Center, 2151 West Holcombe. For tickets or more information about the American Diabetes Association, call 977-7706. $35$100.

may 10
God Has Ninety-Nine Names Most people, even well-educated, broad-minded people, shy away from discussing Islamic fundamentalism and Arabic politics, but Judith Miller has written a whole book on the subject. In God Has Ninety-Nine Names: Reporting from the Militant Middle East, she draws on her experience as a former New York Times Cairo bureau chief and special correspondent during the Gulf War to explore the wide variety of societies in the Middle East, the prospects for peace and the region's threats to the rest of the world. The Institute of International Education presents Miller as a guest speaker at a special luncheon. Noon. Westin Galleria, 5060 West Alabama. For tickets, call 621-6300, extension 39. $25.

Why Should White Guys Have All the Fun? The Houston Area Urban League's annual meeting will address the late Reginald Lewis' question. Loida Lewis -- her husband's successor as chairman and CEO of TLC Beatrice International Holdings Inc. -- is the guest speaker, and all attendees will receive a copy of Why Should White Guys Have All the Fun: How Reginald Lewis Created a Billion Dollar Empire. 11:30 a.m.1 p.m. Wyndham Warwick Hotel, 5701 Main. For reservations, call 759-9400. $35.

Yogi to the Stars Perhaps, while watching the Oscars show or some quality adfotainment on E!, you noticed that Jamie Lee Curtis, Susan Sarandon or Chris Penn looked especially limber and toned. "My," you may have mused in wonderment, "I'll bet Chris Penn does some sort of program involving a unique and purposeful blend of 26 hatha yoga poses to stay in shape like that, but how can I, the average squid, learn and practice such a thing?" Well, you can practice such a thing by making a schedule and sticking to it -- that's all up to you. And you can learn such a thing from Bikram Choudhury, "Yogi to the Stars." No snob despite his impressive client list, Choudhury says, "Yoga is for everyone. There is no such thing as old and infirm. I continue to tell people the same thing even if they are 101 years old -- put on your leotards and get to work." The Yoga College of India, the only Houston school offering Choudhury's style, presents the master in a lecture, demonstration and class. 7:309:30 p.m. (There's a master class Saturday. Call for details.) Sheraton Astrodome Hotel, Alamo Room, Kirby at Loop 610. For tickets, call 664-5333 or 871-8540. Lecture and demonstration, $15; master class, $50; tickets to both sessions, $60.

Ambuya's Gift Distraught by the post-International Festival lack of African dance in Houston? Cheer up: the Kuumba House spring concert features a work by choreographer Clayton Ndlovu, a native of Zimbabwe and artist-in-residence at Kuumba House. The titular Ambuya is a fairy-godmother type who helps a young girl, an outcast because she can't shake her tail feather, trip the light fantastic or do a Cajun waltz. Naturally, the former outcast becomes the King's favorite. Performances tonight and tomorrow night, both 8 p.m., DiverseWorks, 1117 East Freeway. For tickets, call 524-1079. $10; $5, students and seniors.

may 11
More bands for your buck The Art Museum of Southeast Texas has lined up ten musical acts, including Jesse Dayton and Hadden Sayers, for its annual shindig, the Kaleidoscope Creative Arts Festival. Besides the bands, the fest offers art (new works from more than 80 artists) and a "Kids Kaleidoscope" with hands-on, art-oriented activities for children. And yes, the concessions include beer and wine. 10 a.m.8 p.m. today; noon6 p.m. tomorrow. Art Museum of Southeast Texas, 500 Main, Beaumont, (409) 832-3432. $3; $2, seniors; free, children under 11; $5, weekend pass.

What I Want to Be When THEY Grow Up Former Houston Press cartoonist Michael Fry is now a nationally syndicated cartoonist with a book on the shelves. He'll sign copies of the first collection from his strip "Committed." 23 p.m. Barnes & Noble, 7626 Westheimer (at Voss), 783-6016.

JC Penney sneak preview Many celebrities are image-conscious in less-than-obvious ways -- Penny Marshall and Rosie O'Donnell do Kmart commercials, and now here's country superstar Naomi Judd appearing at the sneak preview celebration for the new JC Penney in First Colony Mall. Judd will give a talk, "The Healing Journey," at noon, and then sign autographs. Style shows and local celebrities, including members of the Houston Aeros and the Houston Hotshots, will appear throughout the day. Judd speaks, noon2 p.m. JC Penney, First Colony Mall, the first mall past Westwood Mall on Highway 59 South. Admission is free; but a $5 ticket from any of the charity booths at the event entitles the bearer to a 25 percent discount on any merchandise after the official grand opening on Wednesday.

Sex symbols at the mall Soap stars Keith Hamilton Cobb (Noah Keefer, All My Children) and Christopher Douglas (Dylan Moody, One Life to Live) will meet and greet their fans, answer questions and possibly even offer teasers about upcoming events on their shows. Q&A, 12; autograph session, 35 p.m. Sharpstown Center, 7500 Bellaire Boulevard, 777-1111. Free.

Songs of Tagore The Asia Society presents the internationally acclaimed Battery Dance Company in a program that blends Eastern and Western dance and music. The work celebrates the accomplishments of Nobel Prize-winning Indian poet Rabindranath Tagore. A musical performance by Badal Roy will follow the dance. 8 p.m. Presented by the Asia Society at the Jewish Community Center, 5601 South Braeswood. For tickets, call 439-0051. $50, includes admission to 7:15 p.m. reception; $15; $10, students.

may 12
Have a passive-aggressive Mother's Day You all love your mothers, really, we know, and yet Mother's Day and other mom things are often fraught with tension, seething, and just not as happy as they should be. So to avoid worrying about whether Mother's Day will go well, arrange for built-in tension and allow yourself some admitted hostility. There are two types of mothers: those for whom nothing is ever enough, and those who don't like to be fussed over. For those who demand the very best, offer a home-cooked brunch. Wreck the kitchen, cut yourself chopping things and burn yourself on pots; mater will feel so guilty that she will, this once, appreciate what you did for her. You win, and she gets a nice brunch. For those reluctant to be feted, pull out all the stops. Take ma to the Omni Hotel for a lavish champagne brunch and a stroll through the sculpture garden. The cost per person is only $32.95 -- so cheap for a once-a-year blowout that she can't call your plans too fancy. You win and she gets a nice brunch. (Warning: do not enlist your own children to help with your passive-aggressive plans. Kids today are bright.) For Omni reservations, call 624-4870.

may 13
Jimmie Walker Jimmie "Dy-no-MITE" Walker has filled out a bit since his Good Times days -- possibly because of Little Caesars pizza -- and he's abandoned the tag line for more drawn-out, organized comedic monologues. The '90s Walker, a Las Vegas-style comic and pizza pitchman, has two shows at the Laff Stop, and tonight's is a special pizza party. Kevin Maye is the opening act; Little Caesars, naturally, is the pizza. Walker appears at 8 p.m. tonight and tomorrow. 1952 West Gray, 524-2333. $10 cover; free pizza.

may 14
French contemporary art since 1960 Bernard Blistene, a professor at the Ecole du Louvre and director of museums in Marseilles, has published articles on American artists such as Andy Warhol and Cy Twombly, because he knows his way around contemporary art. But tonight he's talking about French contemporary art, a subject he and L'Alliance feel is neglected. Doubters and enthusiasts are invited to hear Blistene discourse on styles and schools of the last 30 years. His slide-enhanced lecture will be in English, and a reception follows. 7 p.m. L'Alliance Francaise, 427 Lovett, 526-1122. $8.

may 15
Chess exhibition Local chess expert Larry Englebretson takes on 15 opponents -- all at once. While a Fischer clock keeps time, Englebretson will hop from board to board. The arrangement is great for spectators: unlike most high-level chess matches, this exhibition is not a showcase for staid positional chess. Instead, viewers will be treated to the chills and thrills of aggressive chess, full of sacrifices and the occasional Fool's Mate. Watch the action, 6:459:30 p.m. Barnes & Noble Cafe, Vanderbilt Square, 3003 West Holcombe, 349-0050. Free. To sign up as one of Englebretson's opponents, call 779-9132 by May 8; limited to 15.


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