Summer of 1982: 10 Films We Wish Would Play On the Big Screen
What were you watching 30 years ago? If you have no recollection what was showing on the silver screen that is just fine because the Alamo Drafthouse has done your research for you. For the entire summer, Alamo has been screening some of the best films from 1982. For those of us who remember the summer of 1982, sorry to remind you that you are old.
On Friday, June 8 the Alamo at West Oaks and Mason Park will honor the year with the celebrated aliens-are-good film, E.T. The "Summer of 1982" festival features 20 films in total ranging from "holy crap that's awesome" to "I've never heard of that movie in my life." For the most part, the line up of films is stellar, with a few choice children's picks such as The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn and The Secret of Nimh, all of which scared the crap out of me as a child.
Surprisingly enough, there were a lot of really good movies released in 1982. While Alamo's list is fairly comprehensive, we found a few that we wish they had included. Let us know which one's you would like to see.
10. 48 Hrs.
Netflix Presents: Here Comes the Funny Tour
TicketsTue., Apr. 11, 8:00pm
TicketsFri., Apr. 14, 7:00pm
Festival of Laughs featuring Mike Epps
TicketsFri., Apr. 14, 7:30pm
TicketsSat., Apr. 15, 8:00pm
Jeff Dunham: Perfectly Unbalanced
TicketsSun., Apr. 23, 3:00pm
was released Eddie Murphy was just entering the funniest few years his career would ever see. Add Nick Nolte into the mix and you've got one of the best buddy cop/criminal movies of all time.
"Ron? I have a name. it's Dorothy. It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll." Actually, you are a dude, and your name is Dustin Hoffman in a dress.
8. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
InDead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Steve Martin stars as a caricature of a stereotypical film noir detective. The parody was years ahead of its time and intercut scenes from original noir films such asThe Killers
,The Big Sleep
,The Postman Always Rings Twice
and other classics into the movie's plot. In addition to its star-studded archival footage, it is completely hilarious.
7. Plague Dogs
I will admit that this is a bit of a deep cut, but is holds its own amongst the excellent and upsetting films that were released in 1982 under the guise of being children's films. I had almost forgotten about this cartoon, which revolves around two dogs that escape from a lab and may potentially have the bubonic plague, until researching for this post. I would never show this film to my children, it might cause them to turn out really crazy. Thanks dad!6. Blade Runner
Seriously? How are you not gonna' screenBlade Runner
is too heavy for summer blockbuster-type fare. It did win the Academy Award in 1982 for best film, just sayin'.
Do you rememberTex
? Do you remember thinking that Matt Dillon, as the rebellious, lonely, complicated orphan, was the hottest thing since Ricky Shroder?3. Porky's
Let me preface this with the fact that I know thatPorky's
is not a good movie. What would American cinema be hadPorky's
not opened the door for all stereotypical sex-obsessed teen movies to come, however? Would we even know whatAmerican Reunion
was? I shudder at the thought.
There are certain films from a person's childhood that stand out beyond others.Annie
, for me, is one of those films. It was the only movie, aside from Biblical cartoons, that my grandparents would let us watch; I knew every dance move. I prayed every night that my parents would leave me at an orphanage and then Daddy Warbucks would come and adopt me. In retrospect, its influence over me may have been somewhat detrimental and based on unrealistic expectations of how my life might turn out.
1. The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
I am very surprised this film did not make the cut. This movie/musical is our turf and a favorite with the locals. As the story goes, local news personality Marvin Zindler, who reported for KTRK, was responsible for bringing down the "gentlemen's club" the Chicken Ranch in the early '70s. The story behind the Chicken Ranch, which was located in Fayette County just a hop, skip and jump from our Space City, is allegedly the basis for the plot of the film (first musical). Was its omission a slight to Houston or whorehouses?
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