Love Batman? So do the women in our Ladies of Batman at Comic-Con slideshow.
The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters at midnight on July 20, and the release mania for the finale of the Christopher Nolan Batman trilogy has begun to reach a fever pitch. Some screenings that week have already sold out, and prime tickets for some of the most sought-after showings are being bought and sold on Craigslist even.
A trailer for the film hit the web in early May featuring more footage of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a new face in the story, Batman looking beat to hell and defeated, and Bane sporting a new, clearer speaking voice.
Tom Hardy's muffled dialect as Bane was a fun bone of contention with fans and critics when the first few minutes of the film were released months ago.
With all the Batfandom going on, tons of Batman stuffs of all kinds can be found on eBay, with some collectibles sporting ridiculous price tags that only Bruce Wayne could handle, or at least really rich nerds.
I mean I love Batman too, but I don't know if I could drop three grand for an unopened copy of a Batman Returns Super Nintendo cartridge without a few tears. Now a signed picture of Drew Barrymore from Batman Returns? You have my supreme interest.
I mean, it's a map of a fake city. A fake city in a comic book. A work of fiction.
The most expensive Halloween costume ever, and if you love Danny Devito, you should already be looking for your credit card.
You could either drop fifty-five grand on a comic book or like, half of a fully-loaded BMW. Your call, but remember you can live in the car.
Christian Bale's haircuts probably cost this much.
SHUT UP IT'S ART.
Sadly, there's no Julie Newmar or Burt Ward signatures.
But somehow your band will still suck.
The best/worst in home protection, and dog-frightening.
This game probably cost $50 at the time of release. Unopened, it's one month's rent in Manhattan for a walk-in closet.
NEED. WANT. GIMME.
You'll be fighting the babes off with this bad boy on your body. Be sure to wear deodorant too.
We're still counting Clooney as Batman?
If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.
SHOW ME HOW
You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter(s) - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!
This would go perfect with your original orange suit from Dumb & Dumber. But you could also spend that half-grand on a hooker to lose your virginity.