The Top 5 Things to Do in Houston this Weekend: Ralphie May, the SWEAT Tour, Salma and More
Comedian Ralphie May, in town for a weekend stint at Houston Improv and our first pick for Friday, is a veteran of 19 USO tours. Not only does May support the military men and women serving active duty, but he also has several strategic suggestions for them. "Send gang-bangers to Afghanistan. Give them some guns, leave them over there; in six months, everybody wearing a turban and some flip-flops will be dead," he promises. While that might not be true, we believe May when he says the need for psychological aftercare for returning soldiers would decrease since gang members-turned-soldiers would suffer less from post-traumatic stress disorder. "You can't have flashbacks if you like killing."
May also supports gays in the military. He often asks audiences if they would have less respect for the Navy SEALS who captured Osama bin Laden if they were gay. "Hell, no! We'd all be like, 'Hey, homo, you're a hero! Give that boy some ribbons; them gay people love ribbons.'"
May builds much of his stand-up act around race relations, pointing out the illogical aspects of racism. On Arizona's longtime rejection of Martin Luther King Jr. Day: "Arizona would rather hate on people than take a holiday." May, who grew up in Arkansas, says it's actually class rather than race that divides us. "'What's your color?' 'Ah, poor.' Hating people because they're the wrong color or wrong religion, that's just dumb. Get to know them as an individual. Then you can hate them for some shit they really did do."
See Ralphie May at 8 and 10:30 p.m. on Friday, 7 and 9:30 p.m. Saturday, and 7:30 p.m. on Sunday. Improv Comedy Showcase, 7620 Katy Freeway. For information, call 713‑333-8800 or visit the showcase's website. $25 to $35.
Queen of Versailles
Miranda Sings Live...You're Welcome
TicketsSun., Jan. 22, 8:00pm
The Curious Incident of the Dog In the Night-Time (Touring)
TicketsTue., Jan. 24, 7:30pm
Super Comedy Bowl Explosion
TicketsWed., Feb. 1, 8:00pm
Love Jones, The Musical
TicketsThu., Feb. 2, 7:30pm
TicketsSat., Feb. 11, 7:00pm
Don't expect to find any easy answers to current housing problems at the 3rd Annual Architecture Center Houston Film Festival: Landscapes of Excess and Crisis, which kicks off on Friday. Ned Dodington, design director of the visual communications team at local architecture firm PDR and part of the festival's curatorial team, says it's questions and conversations the organizers are after, not pat answers. "We want to start a discussion, to say, 'These things are happening, and this is how they're happening,' instead of trying to say, 'This is how we can fix it.' This year's theme is 'Boom and Bust,' and the films look at excess and catastrophe."
Lauren Greenfield's 2012 documentary Queen of Versailles goes in the "excess" column. Greenfield won the U.S. Directing Award for Documentary Film at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival for Versailles, which follows a billionaire family as they cope with the economic downturn. "Queen of Versailles is like a McMansion on steroids gone completely crazy," says Dodington. "It's like reality-TV-meets-urban--planning."
In the "catastrophe" column is Detropia, a 2012 film by Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady that captures the effects of Detroit's financial troubles (rows of empty and abandoned buildings, devastated neighborhoods). "We're also showing a film about the world's largest mall. It's in China, and it's vacant. It's something like four times the size of the Mall of America, and it's completely empty."
The festival kicks off with a 7 p.m. screening of Dark City at Market Square Park, 300 Travis, on August 9. Free. Screenings continue through August 17. For a full schedule, call 713-520-0155 or visit the festival's website. Free to $20.
Young-adult authors are like rock stars to their young fans. Put four such writers together at one location, and it's a mega-concert. Blue Willow Bookshop hosts the SWEAT (SoCal Writers' Excellent Adventure in Texas!) tour with Debra Driza, Shannon Messenger, Amy Tintera and Kasie West on Saturday. The group of novelists has taken their show on the road to connect with their clamoring fans (and to sell and sign a few books along the way). "We are seeing more of this collaboration between authors," says Valerie Koehler, self-described "Girl Boss" at Blue Willow Bookshop, the local stop on the tour. "They love the interaction and the new audiences.
"Harry Potter got everyone reading children's novels," Koehler tells us. "Twilight got the teen girls excited, and The Hunger Games hit it out of the park. There is a huge fan base...around the world." Hosting multi-author signing events is fun, Koehler adds. "The authors always play off each other; it's usually fast and fun with lots of laughing. There are lots of questions from their fans, and always lots of pictures!"
Catch up with the SWEAT tour writers at 3 p.m. on Saturday. 14532 Memorial. For information, call 281-497-8675 or visit the bookstore's website. Free.Next Page
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