Top Five: Worst Hollywood Storms
Hermine: As tropical storms go, she rates about a Twister
All this rain got you ready to curl up on the couch with a blanket and a movie? Steer clear of the following disasters. In honor (and in defiance) of Tropical Storm Hermine, these are the five worst storm movies of all time.
You can find this one in the 99-cent DVD bin at Walmart if you look hard enough. Luke Perry works for Martin Sheen and they control the weather. Perry's the good guy and has to stop a gigantic storm from destroying California. But without special effects to aid in watchability, Storm is utterly worthless.
4. Evan Almighty
TicketsSat., Mar. 4, 8:00pm
Je'Caryous Johnson's "Married But Single Too"
TicketsFri., Mar. 10, 8:00pm
The Illusionists - Live From Broadway (Touring)
TicketsSat., Mar. 11, 4:00pm
The King and I (Touring)
TicketsTue., Mar. 14, 7:30pm
Brain Candy LIVE: Adam Savage & Michael Stevens
TicketsThu., Mar. 23, 8:00pm
Don't let the fact that Steve Carell is funny fool you, this movie is terrible. God is a sensitive environmentalist, and Carell is a no-good TV newscaster who helps save the world and learns about morals and environmental sensitivity. It's the Noah's Ark story, written by a progressive environmentalist, trying to be funny ... but failing completely.
The clip above is the only part of this movie worth watching. No need to ever rent it now.Next Page
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