Ultra 2015's Best and Worst Fashion Trends

Best: Rave Disciples. "Leviticus 4:57 states that thou shalt turn up in the name of the Lord."
Best: Rave Disciples. "Leviticus 4:57 states that thou shalt turn up in the name of the Lord."
Photos by Marta Xochilt Perez

Written by Kat Bein.

There have been a lot of changes at Ultra Music Festival.

The audience is over 18 now. And many of rave culture's familiar accoutrements -- finger gloves, glow sticks, rage totems, etc. -- have been banned under the fest's new Prohibited Items policy.

There are those of adult age who still cling to the furry-boots-and-tutu combo (essentially the boring, basic Barbie costume of the EDM age), but lots of party people took some serious sartorial risks at Ultra 2015.

Some of these experiments proved adorable, some of them not so much. We prowled the festival grounds, camera in hand, looking for the best of the best and a bit of the worst.

Ultra 2015's Best and Worst Fashion Trends

Worst: Shirts About Your Dick You're kind of setting yourself up to fail here. Also, it's kind of creepy to wear clothes describing your genitals, whether extra large or teeny-tiny. Still we had to ask: "Just how big is this dick of yours?" The answer: "Sometimes it hurts." Ouch.

This is what dedication looks like.
This is what dedication looks like.

Best: Stand-Up, Stand-Out Hairstyles This is not just a hairstyle. This is a lifestyle. If you want to get a Mohawk as legit as this dude's punk 'do, you'll have to put in real time and effort. Every day for three years, he's been sticking this sucker up, even if it means driving with his head tilted to the side. The key? Got2b Glued Blasting Freeze Spray. The benefits? "Everyone knows me. I was just on the live stream, and my friends are texting me like, 'I see you! I see you!'"

This is, like, OK, if you're OK with being lazy.
This is, like, OK, if you're OK with being lazy.

Worst: Sexy Space Kitten Costume Kits We were initially excited when we saw these trippy babes. Most of the time, space is some shit that just can't be fronted on. But then we found out these girls bought their outfits from iheartraves.com, one of the more popular EDM attire websites. And honestly, if you can't make up your own scantily clad get-up, that's just unforgivable laziness. All you need is a bikini and some ribbon, it's not that hard. Do it yourself.

Dude is so legit, he doesn't even speak English.
Dude is so legit, he doesn't even speak English.

Upcoming Events

Best: Putting on for Your City This man comes from Asakusa, a district of Tokyo famous for its temples. Brilliantly showing off some hometown pride, he pulled together bits and pieces of each temple's traditional garb, creating a unique and inventive way to represent his city and culture. It's fun. It looks nice. It beats those damn flags too.

 

Only a little creepy.
Only a little creepy.

Worst: Chaining Yourselves Together On the one hand, it's kind of cute that you want to be bound forever. On the other, it's kind of weird that handholding isn't enough. Yes, this poor couple did learn the hard way, when they lost each other all day at Mysteryland in New York, and we feel for them. But doesn't being chained to another person for three days get kind of uncomfortable? There's no reason to treat your lover like the people of Walmart treat their kids, or how everyone treats their dog -- unless you're into that sort of thing.

See how they beautifully work within a theme yet maintain their own unique perspectives?
See how they beautifully work within a theme yet maintain their own unique perspectives?

Best: Synchronized Schemes It's lame when you get too matchy-matchy. But we've got nothing except respect for folks who plot a flawlessly coordinated fashion plan for their crew and pulling out all the stops to bring it together. That just screams: "We are a group you want to party with!"

Yawn, girl.
Yawn, girl.

Worst: Tutus Good god, people! Have you not had enough?!

Fierce as hell.
Fierce as hell.

Best: Making Your Own Rave Costume Remember those sexy space kittens? This woman just crapped all over that duo's steez. She made this devil costume herself with nothing but free time, a creative eye, and basic materials. If you're gonna go full rave babe, put a little time and effort. Take pride in being DIY, party people.

Keep your two cents, take your own advice.
Keep your two cents, take your own advice.

Worst: Basics Trashing People Being Basic According to this woman, in order to not be basic at Ultra, you've got to wear something crazy. Looks like she needs to go back to the drawing board.


Sponsor Content

Newsletters

All-access pass to the top stories, events and offers around town.

  • Top Stories
    Send:

Newsletters

All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >