Who Said It: Louis C.K. or Ted Nugent?

One's funny, one's crazy
One's funny, one's crazy

Louis C.K.'s hit FX show Louie doesn't resume until June, but from the buzz going on you would think it starts tomorrow. To get his fans riled up, C.K. let loose a teaser to wreak havoc across the Inter-tubes. The teaser is brilliant, naturally.

C.K.'s in-your-face, raw, honest brand of humor has taken the world by storm. He has found himself at the top of several esteemed media lists, most recently Time magazine's "100 Most Influential People in the World." Despite the accolades, C.K.'s humor has not lost any sense of humility nor changed directions. He's still a depressed schlub and that's why the world is in love with him. That and the fact that the guy is hilarious!

On the farthest, other side of the comedy spectrum, aging rocker Ted Nugent is getting slammed for spewing insults at the Democratic Party. Speaking at a National Rifle Association convention, Nugent compared the Obama administration to "coyotes" that should be taken down...with bullets. What were you thinking, Nugent? Apparently he was not thinking at all, because his actions have gotten the attention of the Secret Service. Hey, if you make death threats against the president, don't be shocked if the secret service shows up at your door.

Never shy to speak his mind, over the years Nugent has made some pretty outrageous comments. If taken out of context, these Nugentisms are quite funny, scary but funny. Comedians are always pushing the envelope; Louis C.K. is well known for sharing his love of masturbation! If Nugent were gunning to be a comedian, his batty, gun-toting, psycho-patriotism shtick just might fly.

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Who said it: Louis C.K. or Ted Nugent?

1. "I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing."

2. "Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians -- except for the occasional mountain lion steak."

3. "The big-legged woman ain't got no soul."

4. "A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact."

5. "If every word a person says has to be right and balanced and fair, I will jump off a tall thing into a hard place"

6. "I really have the American dream licked."

7. "If I were creating a world, I wouldn't have made butterflies and daffodils."

8. "Deer aren't capable of that way of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next and can I run fast enough to get away?' They are very much like the Democrats in Congress."

9. "You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive, like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet."

10. "My idea of fast food is a mallard."

11. "I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them. That's just the way I am. They make me feel good about who I am."

12. "I'm not interested in other people thinking differently. I don't care. I'm not even educated; it's something that I'm not qualified to do."

13. "I've started to kind of hate people..."   1. "I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing." Louis C.K.

2. "Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians -- except for the occasional mountain lion steak." Ted Nugent

3. "The big-legged woman ain't got no soul." Ted Nugent

4. "A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact." Louis C.K.

5. "If every word a person says has to be right and balanced and fair, I will jump off a tall thing into a hard place." Louis C.K.

6. "I really have the American dream licked." Ted Nugent

7. "If I were creating a world, I wouldn't have made butterflies and daffodils." Louis C.K.

8. "Deer aren't capable of that way of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next and can I run fast enough to get away?' They are very much like the Democrats in Congress." Ted Nugent

9. "You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive, like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet." Louis C.K.

10. "My idea of fast food is a mallard." Ted Nugent

11. "I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them. That's just the way I am. They make me feel good about who I am." Louis C.K.

12. "I'm not interested in other people thinking differently. I don't care. I'm not even educated; it's something that I'm not qualified to do." Louis C.K.

13. "I've started to kind of hate people..." Louis C.K.


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