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2006 Stories by Craig Hlavaty

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  • Phat Promises for 2007

    published December 28, 2006

    You promise to quit smoking. Or to get your beer gut off the couch and onto the treadmill. You swear to stop downloading "Kidz Bop" tracks from... More >>

  • Slay Bells

    published December 21, 2006

    Somewhere in a dim and lurid recording studio in Los Angeles, your favorite artists are laying down a few Christmas tracks. No, not because they... More >>

  • When Mixtapes Attack!

    published November 23, 2006

    A coworker quit the other day. Justin. He was a cool guy, a little off, maybe, but cool. At least I thought he was. Then I found something in the... More >>

  • Never Opening Near You

    published November 16, 2006

    Dear Hollywood, You adore making big-budget biopics about rock stars and their eternal struggles against booze, broads and diverse demons. And... More >>

  • Tech? No!

    published October 12, 2006

    Ten years ago, music industry wags were telling us that techno music was going to take the rock world by storm. Guitars and drums would be... More >>

  • Buzz Killer

    published August 17, 2006

    I caught the commercial for Buzz Ballads the other day, a whopping 32-track opus with the likes of Vertical Horizon and the Verve Pipe.... More >>

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