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  • The Most Iconic Body Parts of the 1990s
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    The Most Iconic Body Parts of the 1990s

    published Feb 21, 2011

    The other night while eating stale Christmas candy and watching a rerun of Friends on my bed, I realized that for the better part of the '90s I was obsessed with Jennifer Aniston's nipples on the long... More >>

  • Allegedly Sad Justin Bieber Allegedly Feels Your Pain

    published Feb 21, 2011

    It's been about a week since Justin Bieber's infamous Rolling Stone interview was unveiled to the public, showing the teen idol to be a very clueless 16-year-old with extremely vague, simplistic ideas... More >>

  • Friday Night: The Pretty Reckless At House Of Blues

    published Feb 21, 2011

    The Pretty Reckless House of Blues Bronze Peacock Room February 18, 2011 Satisfy your craving for more Momsen by checking out our slideshow. The strangest thing about seeing The Pretty Reckless Frid... More >>

  • Arcade Fire Headed To Houston May 4 For Pavilion Date
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    Arcade Fire Headed To Houston May 4 For Pavilion Date

    published Feb 18, 2011

    ‚ÄčArcade Fire is finally heading to Houston on May 4 for a date up at Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, in the Woodlands. Last Sunday the band played upsetters at the Grammys winning the award for Alb... More >>

  • Weird Party Break Up, Leave Free Album Behind

    published Feb 18, 2011

    UPDATE: Link is fixed. Download away. One of 2010's local breakout bands, Weird Party, broke up just after their New Year's Eve performance at Fitzgerald's, unbeknownst to most people. It was either ... More >>

  • Radiohead's <em>King Of Limbs</em> Unfocused, Fleeting
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    Radiohead's King Of Limbs Unfocused, Fleeting

    published Feb 18, 2011

    This morning, Rocks Off unwrapped Radiohead's newest release, The King of Limbs, an album whose existence was just announced this past Monday. In the old-school music industry, a record would be annou... More >>

  • Yoko Ono: Five Reasons She Still Matters
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    Yoko Ono: Five Reasons She Still Matters

    published Feb 17, 2011

    Friday, Yoko Ono Lennon, widow of John Lennon, turns 78 years old. She's still as vibrant and prolific as ever, staying in the spotlight, not only as the keeper of Lennon's flame but also as an influe... More >>

  • Birthday Boy Kim Jong-Il Looks at Things: The Ten Best Examples

    published Feb 16, 2011

    Happy Birthday greetings are in order for Kim Jong-Il, who is either 69 or 70 years old today, depending on what foreign superpower you choose to believe. Soviet records say that he was born on Februa... More >>

  • Who's Vroomin' Who: Top 10 Songs With Motorcycle Sounds

    published Feb 16, 2011

    Craig's Hlist has been on a Motley Crue kick for the past few months. We may have just finished reading The Dirt for the fourth time, and we really enjoyed Nikki Sixx's Heroin Diaries book, which tell... More >>

  • Your Meme of the Week: Come At Me Bro
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    Your Meme of the Week: Come At Me Bro

    published Feb 16, 2011

    What are you looking at, bitch? You reading this Meme Of The Week or something? You think you're better than me? What, you too good to also share and like this for Facebook? You can't retweet this? Co... More >>

  • 15 Gets You 20: Rock & Roll Jailbait Through The Years
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    15 Gets You 20: Rock & Roll Jailbait Through The Years

    published Feb 15, 2011

    Friday night, The Pretty Reckless (above) pulls into town for a gig at House of Blues. The band, led by Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen, is known largely for the 17-year-old singer's penchant for weari... More >>

  • Lucero

    published February 17, 2011

    Lucero set its course for the next decade on the Memphis-based band's 2000 debut, The Attic Tapes. For most die-hard fans, the deal was... More >>

  • The Pretty Reckless

    published February 17, 2011

    On first listen, The Pretty Reckless sounds like a hard-bitten bar band fronted by a woman who has to be old enough to have roomed with Courtney... More >>

  • Upcoming: Erykah Badu, Rihanna, Snoop Dogg, Etc.

    published Feb 15, 2011

    Apocalyptica: Wed., March 23. House of Blues. Blu, J*Davey, The Niceguys: Tue., March 15. Groundhall. Deep Dark Robot: Mon., April 4. Rudyard's. Erykah Badu: Sat., May 21. Arena Theatre. Frontlin... More >>

  • The 20 Best <i>Sports Illustrated</i> Swimsuit Issue Covers
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    The 20 Best Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Covers

    published Feb 14, 2011

    Tonight on The Late Show With David Letterman, this year's cover of the long-running Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue will be unveiled, as everyone's Valentine's Day comes to its climax. Hopefully. U... More >>

  • Linkin Park Cancels Houston Show On Doctor's Orders

    published Feb 14, 2011

    UPDATE: The show has been rescheduled for March 3, promoter Live Nation said in a press release Tuesday. Sad news for folks holding tickets to tomorrow night's Linkin Park/The Prodigy gig at Toyota C... More >>

  • Saturday Night: Robin Thicke At Arena Theatre
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    Saturday Night: Robin Thicke At Arena Theatre

    published Feb 14, 2011

    Robin Thicke Arena Theatre February 12, 2011 Is describing a show as an aural roofie politically incorrect? Because Saturday night's Robin Thicke show at the Arena Theatre seemed to put all the women... More >>

  • The Woodlands, Arcade Fire Win Album Of The Year Grammy
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    The Woodlands, Arcade Fire Win Album Of The Year Grammy

    published Feb 13, 2011

    ‚ÄčCongratulations to The Woodlands, that emotionally icy burb up I-45, for helping Arcade Fire win this year's Album of the Year Grammy at Sunday night's awards show for their sprawling The Suburbs L... More >>

  • RIP Guitar Hero: 10 Songs The Game Gave New Life

    published Feb 11, 2011

    Thursday, Activision killed the musical video game Guitar Hero after six years of turning young ears into heshers, glammers, and classic-rock devotees. The debt that older bands like the Ramones, Pois... More >>

  • Justin Bieber Movie Reveals Pop Star Shaves, Has Hot Mom

    published Feb 11, 2011

    "OMG you can reach and touch his face" Thursday night, Rocks Off went to the first midnight screening of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, in 3D no less. Yes we had a chaperone, but the late hour and t... More >>

  • Love Songs For The Romantically Challenged

    published Feb 10, 2011

    The original idea for this hlist was going to be Craig's Hlist rattling off ten female artists with whom we want to be intimate (read: sleep with). Blah blah blah, tall hair and boobs, we get it. That... More >>

  • Wild Moccasins Ready For Whataburger-Free Euro Tour

    published Feb 10, 2011

    Saturday night, newly minted New West signees Wild Moccasins play their last show in the States until April, as they prepare to embark on their first European tour. Sharing the Fitzgerald's bill are Y... More >>

  • Your Meme of the Week: Ham Face Girl Eats Her Own Face

    published Feb 10, 2011

    If there was ever a reason for me to want to have kids, it's this video of a little girl eating a ham mask off her face. I have been tip-toeing around the idea of knocking someone up in a bar bathro... More >>

  • Bars, Racism & Dress Codes: A Report

    published Feb 09, 2011

    In this weeks cover feature, "Getting Past The Bouncer," by Chris Gray, Shea Serrano and myself, we investigated more in-depth the Hudson Lounge Hydeout controversy from back in December, plus the oth... More >>

  • Washington Avenue, One Year Later: Not As "Wild"

    published Feb 09, 2011

    Today the Rocks Off team unveils our newest cover feature, "Getting Past The Bouncer" (or, in print, "Bar Codes"), in which we investigate more in-depth December's "Hydeout at Hudson" controversy, and... More >>

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