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"Ummmm, yeah....Two buttons. Pretty sophisticated. So, a ummm....anyway....how's that whole stormtrooper thing working out for you? They got... More >>
You can't get a lot of pigeon shit unless you feed the pigeons. So Vichien, who only wanted his first name used, has been feeding pigeons at 4404... More >>
Spidey Sense tingling...Spidey Sense tingling...Oh, it's that guy who's about to land square on my chest. I guess I'll just sit here and wait for... More >>
You get all dressed up, get taken downtown and then learn that this thing called The Nutcracker does not include ANY SpongeBob SquarePants. What... More >>
If looks could kill, the baleful eye of this piece of soon-to-be barbacoa would be watching you on the assembly line, instead of you watching him.... More >>
Inspired by the awesomely compelling plan by Governor Rick Perry to put border-camera video on the Web, Sable the cat has gone high-tech in her... More >>
Aisle 8 in the Kroger's at I-10 and Wirt — it's the go-to place whenever you're looking for some cock. Cock in a bag, no less. And for 59... More >>
Here's what Greg King (left) will be telling people for the rest of his life, now that this picture will live on forever in print and on the Web:... More >>
Matisse said, "What I dream of is an art of balance." But he's got nothing on this guy, cycling his way up Bammel North Houston Road recently.... More >>
Just covering all the bases before Halloween, "Pelle" and the cat's owner Carol Ericsson stopped by Christ Church Cathedral earlier this month for... More >>
Any visit to a bird proctologist is likely to produce such a wide-eyed look of surprise at the big moment. Actually, Chewy — a Blue and Gold... More >>
Gawd, it is SO tedious getting your picture taken. Cowgirl Victoria Heaven (left) has just taken home the "Best Hair" prize at the Sunburst Model... More >>
We're not sure what Lara Clark's pointing her camera at, but apparently it's more interesting than the lineup of deer over her shoulder, silently... More >>
Hours before his death, John Kennedy told a rain-soaked crowd at Fort Worth that his wife Jacqueline would not be appearing with him at a rally.... More >>
He'll Be Back BayouSphere does not appear this week, while our intrepid photojournalist Daniel Kramer gets in a little R&R. Look for... More >>
And the naysayers scoffed at the people who said power lines can emit killer radiation. Tell it to this poor, dead horse, another victim of... More >>
Surrounded by a sea of orange-painted men with Che Guevara banners, a blond woman looks to be somewhat anxious about what's happening. But maybe... More >>
Waiting for Johnny Depp to come by and get "Winona Forever" tattooed again on his arm? It's going to be a long wait, dude. Simon E. Leggett,... More >>
Ever since the dairy business took a nosedive, Elsie (right) has been trying to drink herself into oblivion. Elmer, her husband (middle),... More >>
I first saw this guy at the intersection of Fannin and Alabama. Eventually, he saw me photographing him and stopped to ask why. "Is this... More >>
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