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  • Bayousphere

    published December 25, 2008

    That is the single most Christmassy sun reflector we have ever seen, and we've never seen a woman more ecstatic about getting a tan. Actually,... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published December 18, 2008

    "God bless us, everyone," as Tiny Tim says. This year at Galveston's annual Dickens on the Strand celebration, maybe it was better to say, "God... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published December 11, 2008

    Santa wanders sadly away after getting rejected by Ms. Cleavage, looking to drown his sorrows in a bottle of Ozarka. Meanwhile, the antlered guy... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published December 4, 2008

    Those eyes speak volumes, but we're not sure what they're trying to say. Three lovely young girls wait backstage at the Stafford Civic Center,... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published November 27, 2008

    Somewhere, Drayton McLane is waking up in a cold sweat and he doesn't know why. Madonna undulates on a stage at Minute Maid Park (on a Sunday!),... More >>

  • BayouSphere

    published November 20, 2008

    "Don't drive on the rims! Don't drive on the rims!" Generations of auto enthusiasts have been told that mind-numbing rule, but this guy —... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published November 13, 2008

    Eve Suarez (top) and Iris Contreras truly get into the spirit of the Day of the Dead. The pair took second place in the altar-creation category at... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published November 6, 2008

    "What do you think you're looking at? Oh — probably this enormous fishhook in my back. That's understandable, then." Numbers was the scene... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published October 30, 2008

    You're just passing the time, idly standing around in the waters off Kemah, and suddenly a ferocious pumpkin comes barreling down on you. What can... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published October 16, 2008

    Nosferatu walks the mean streets of Houston, or at least the not-so-mean streets of Discovery Green. What looks like a small TV is actually a big... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published October 9, 2008

    "We are SO going to kick Colt ass today!! Whooo!! I am talking a 17-point lead with five minutes to go!!! But I gotta leave early, so I hope I... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published October 2, 2008

    In the halcyon days before Ike, Kevin Harrington and his dog Damn Good could kick back in Seabrook and watch the ships come into Clear Lake. They... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published September 18, 2008

    No BayouSphere this week. Please visit the slideshow page to view Daniel Kramer's... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published September 11, 2008

    Welcome to our nightmare — two Alice Coopers. And we can't tell which one looks better. Alice, the one-time Vinnie Furnier, is no doubt... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published September 4, 2008

    Just another caped, tattooed, cig-smoking tricycle rider? No — Wednesday Christie was a participant in the Tricycle Poker Run, which ran a... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published August 28, 2008

    Sure, the job's kind of crummy, and the wages are from hunger, but the uniforms are so damn cool. A trustee from the Harris County Jail vacuums... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published August 21, 2008

    "I am the great and powerful Oz!! And I'm in drag!! And I'm loving it!!!" Yes, people still do attend midnight showings of The Rocky Horror... More >>

  • BayouSphere

    published August 14, 2008

    It's 100 degrees, humid as a sauna and you're waiting for the bus. You can whine about it all, or you can lie back, get some hat-shade and chill... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published August 7, 2008

    The road to show-business success is finding that fine line between Lyle Lovett and that late-night infomercial guy who wears the suit with all... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published July 31, 2008

    The plan to exercise extensively at the gym prior to the fight obviously didn't pan out, so Homer Fonseca resorts to Plan B — the feared... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published July 24, 2008

    Forget about the red cape, this bull is dazzled by the pink socks. And who wouldn't be? Matador Enrique Delgado, el Cicion de Monterey, uses his... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published July 17, 2008

    This guitar is to a regular guitar what Keith Richards is to a regular human being — lots more miles and stories, and all of them displayed... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published July 10, 2008

    Let's hope this blushing bride has better luck taking the kitchen route than Bobby Kennedy did. (Come on — it's been 40 years.) Yael Avivi... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published July 3, 2008

    We have to assume X guitarist Billy Zoom is playing a cover of Spinal Tap's "Lick My Love Pump" here (in D Minor, the saddest of all keys). One... More >>

  • Bayousphere

    published June 26, 2008

    "If you keep blasting that a/c, I'm gonna need more paint here!!" Vonetta Berry deals with touchy issues as she makes a piece of art out of Kat... More >>

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