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1997 Stories by David Kronke

Archives: 1997 | 1996
  • Perfect Mess

    published July 31, 1997

    In Picture Perfect, Jennifer Aniston tells a whopper of a lie partially to win the attentions of a guy who has heretofore ignored her, interrupts... More >>

  • Rotation

    published July 17, 1997

    Brave Combo Group Dance Epidemic Rounder What Pavement said about Smashing Pumpkins was mean but true: Too much popular music is... More >>

  • Petty Woman

    published June 19, 1997

    Nothing against My Best Friend's Wedding, but it's a sign of just how vacuous things have become in Hollywood when folks start getting excited... More >>

  • Dead Man Acting

    published February 6, 1997

    While Tupac Shakur lay bleeding to death inside Suge Knight's car last fall after an attack on the Las Vegas strip -- all his crack bodyguards... More >>

  • Cold-Blooded Sacrifice

    published January 16, 1997

    Okay, metaphor buffs: An Albino Alligator, we're informed in the movie of that name, is what the other alligators in a group send out as a... More >>

Archives: 1997 | 1996