Email Author David Kronke

1997 Stories by David Kronke

• Perfect Mess

  published July 31, 1997

  In Picture Perfect, Jennifer Aniston tells a whopper of a lie partially to win the attentions of a guy who has heretofore ignored her, interrupts... More >>

• Rotation

  published July 17, 1997

  Brave Combo Group Dance Epidemic Rounder What Pavement said about Smashing Pumpkins was mean but true: Too much popular music is... More >>

• Petty Woman

  published June 19, 1997

  Nothing against My Best Friend's Wedding, but it's a sign of just how vacuous things have become in Hollywood when folks start getting excited... More >>

• Dead Man Acting

  published February 6, 1997

  While Tupac Shakur lay bleeding to death inside Suge Knight's car last fall after an attack on the Las Vegas strip -- all his crack bodyguards... More >>

• Cold-Blooded Sacrifice

  published January 16, 1997

  Okay, metaphor buffs: An Albino Alligator, we're informed in the movie of that name, is what the other alligators in a group send out as a... More >>