Garrett Kamps


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  • 10 years ago

    Oh, Fuck Buttons. Fucking Fuck Buttons. So hard, getting past that name. At least Fuck Wolf, amazingly, was already taken. (Fuck Wolf's label site says they create an "aural douche that will leave [you] salivating," a mixed metaphor so rich it had...

  • 12 years ago

    Xtina, Paris, Jessica and Beyonc have all just released records. Are you up to speed on your pop pabulum? 1. "Freakum Dress" is: a. A song on Beyonc's new album b. Something Bill Clinton would just rather forget about c. The title of the new Deven...

  • 12 years ago

    James Brown is dead. Wait, no he's not. You know how I know? I was standing right in front of him! Not only does James Brown have his own band -- complete with two drummers, two bassists (?), a percussionist, two guitarists, an organist, three fem...

  • 13 years ago

    As Curtis Armstrong's Miles tells Tom Cruise's Joel in the 1983 smash-hit comedy Risky Business, sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck." In Joel's case, this phrase is employed with a shrug of the shoulders and a sly smile: "What the fuck, ...

  • 13 years ago

    You run into a lot of people lately who say they've heard of Portland's M. Ward but haven't heard his music. I suppose that makes sense, given that Ward's creaky folk is so guileless, his voice a husky warble that won't hold your attention if you'...

  • 14 years ago

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