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1999 Stories by Gregory Weinkauf

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  • Thank You Very Little

    published December 23, 1999

    Ah, what a miracle that Andy Kaufman was. So sublime his wit, so pioneering his spirit. Astonishing! A hero to be loved, adored and emulated by... More >>

  • Getting to Know You, Again

    published December 16, 1999

    I sincerely hope that Jodie Foster gets a chance to relax and unwind this holiday season, because the lady has obviously worked like a horse to... More >>

  • Mousetrap

    published December 16, 1999

    It's too tempting to resist. You see, there's a secret about Stuart Little that the fine folk at Sony don't want to blow. It's not that... More >>

  • E.T. on Death Row

    published December 9, 1999

    Have you ever endured a relationship in which your partner beat you up mercilessly, just so he or she could "heal" you and play the redeemer later... More >>

  • Southern Comfort

    published December 9, 1999

    Nobody is innocent in America, but there is one segment of the population that seems doggedly determined to deny its own ignorance, ugliness and... More >>

  • Horseman, Pass By

    published November 18, 1999

    "The spectre is known at all the country firesides by the name of the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow," writes Washington Irving in his... More >>

  • Control Freaks

    published November 4, 1999

    The first rule of Being John Malkovich is you do not look at the poster for Being John Malkovich! Sorry to crib from that... More >>

  • Mortal Soul

    published October 21, 1999

    "That reminds me of the movies Marty made about New York," stammered Lou Reed somewhere in the mid-'80s. "All those frank and brutal movies that... More >>

  • Beyond Despair

    published October 14, 1999

    David Fincher needs a hug, the poor bastard. Or possibly a diaper change. Ever since 1992, when he ruined the Alien series with the... More >>

  • Ford Fatigue

    published October 7, 1999

    Insomniacs, rejoice! During the first several decades of Sydney Pollack's bloated, interminable Random Hearts, your eyelids will droop,... More >>

  • Desert Gold

    published September 30, 1999

    There is nothing gratifying about watching a bullet blast through a woman's skull. Exploding helicopters and splattered cattle are utterly... More >>

  • Solid Delivery

    published September 16, 1999

    "You and me?" asks catcher Gus Sinski (John C. Reilly) of his old friend, veteran pitcher Billy Chapel (Kevin Costner). "One more time?" It's a... More >>

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