Email Author Jef With One F

2012 Stories by Jef With One F

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  4 Religious Practices That Make Lent Look Easy

  published Feb 22, 2012

  ​One of the many benefits of worshipping the Devil is not having to participate in Lent. From Ash Wednesday through Easter Sunday, the faithful practice fasting and self-denial as an act of pena More >>

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  5 Treehugging Tunes By Conservative Country Artists

  published Feb 22, 2012

  ​Today is the Girl Scouts of America's annual World Thinking Day, which they celebrate each year by dedicating 24 hours of contemplation on the world and the people in it. Now, Rocks Off isn't a More >>

• 100 Creatives 2012: Carmina Bell

  published Feb 22, 2012

  ​What She Does: Carmina Bell has been the promoter, host and one of the primary DJs at Numbers during their goth-centric Underworld events for 13 years. Her reign as the majordomo at the center More >>

• Victory, Not Vengeance

  published February 23, 2012

  You know how people at Christian-music concerts hold their hands up to the sky, close their eyes, sway and mouth the words? It's because they feel... More >>

• The 71's Raise An Astounding $12K For Latest Album

  published Feb 21, 2012

  ​Just how viable is Kickstarter in helping an up-and-coming band to raise fundsr As much as it saddens us to admit it, it mostly seems to fail. However, for one of our favorite local rock acts, More >>

• Niki & The Dove Chase "The Fox" In New Video

  published Feb 20, 2012

  ​Niki & the Dove is a new Swedish band on Sub Pop that is clearly into, as Mok once said, mind-altering experiences. Their music has the air of Bjork, the poetry of Kate Bush, and a touch of ava More >>

• Top 5 Places in Video Games You Can't Actually Get To

  published Feb 20, 2012

  ​Remember the first time you played Super Mario Bros, and you just had to know what was on the other side of the flagpoler Surely there were adventures a-plenty, or at least a castle without som More >>

• Cinema Slap Fight: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter vs. FDR: American Badass

  published Feb 17, 2012

  ​Editor's Note: Please congratulate Jef With One F for breaking the record for number of colons used in a Houston Press headline. Two presidents both alike in regard and respect, in fair Intern More >>

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  5 Bizarre, But Awesome, Christian Children's Products

  published Feb 17, 2012

  ​When you grow up in a house devoid of religion you turn out...well, click the author's link and you'll see how you turn out. Some people think you are free of delusions and dogma, others consid More >>

• 30 Seconds With Wolfgang Gartner

  published Feb 17, 2012

  We launched ourselves headfirst into the Internet to connect with maximalist DJ and producer Wolfgang Gartner to see what information we could extract from his electro-house highness in just 30, danc More >>

• ''Dutch and Flemish Masterworks from the Rose-Marie and Eijk van Otterloo Collectio''

  published January 5, 2012

  Wander among a collection of some of the greatest works by the Old Masters at the “Dutch and Flemish Masterworks from the Rose-Marie and... More >>

• A Night of Demons and Devil Metal at Alamo Drafthouse

  published Feb 16, 2012

  ​Some horror movies are really more than the sum of their parts. Take 1987's The Gate, starring Stephen Dorff. It's a schlocky, Satanic masterpiece akin to Evil Dead in that the special effects More >>

• Is Capcom's Restaurant Fated to Be the Next Chuck E. Cheese'sr

  published Feb 16, 2012

  ​Capcom is behind some of the greatest video games of all time, including Street Fighter, Mega Man, Resident Evil, Ace Attorney and many popular crossovers with Marvel. Not content with just pro More >>

• Small Dog Syndrome: Is There A Doggy Hellr Probably.

  published Feb 16, 2012

  It's a well-known fact that most band names are essentially gobbledygook, but here at Rocks Off we're trying hard to find meaning in the oddest monikers. ​It's been a while since your nomenclat More >>

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  Re:Generation: New Film Makes Airtight Case That DJs Are Musicians

  published Feb 16, 2012

  ​Directed by Amir Bar Lev and produced in association with the Grammys, Re:Generation is a documentary that explores the process behind making music as a DJ and producer through an experiment th More >>

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  Top 5 Ways to Pimp Your Ride, Old-Timey Style

  published Feb 16, 2012

  Some people take great pride in their cars, and decided to use them as a way of expressing themselves. Modifying your ride to give it an unique appearance or performance style is a big business, but o More >>

• Anti-Love Party and Fundraiser

  published February 9, 2012

  For some people, Valentine’s Day is about romance and roses; for others, it’s about slashed tires and burned photos of cheating exes.... More >>

• Finite Lives: Deaths During Gaming Continue to Occur

  published Feb 15, 2012

  ​You don't tend to think that video gaming is a particularly hazardous hobby. After all, what's safer than sitting in a chair letting Batman do all the dangerous work for your As it turns out, t More >>

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  Top 4 Most Devastating Wrestling Moves (Invented by Japanese Women)

  published Feb 15, 2012

  ​Art Attack spent a little time in the squared circle as a luchador, trained by the amazing Javio Flores Sr., and we're here to tell you that wrestling is freakin' hard. It hurts, a lot, and you More >>

• 10 Evil Songs Now Warping Our Toddler's Mind

  published Feb 15, 2012

  ​When you have a kid, certain things are slow to change. For instance, in general you don't immediately throw away your death-metal albums and restock with Barney, because why would your They do More >>

• Music for Silent Film

  published February 16, 2012

  With The Artist snagging so many Academy Award nominations, silent film is poised to make a comeback, and one man who can help you love the... More >>

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  Mario Power-Ups as Interpreted Through Dream Imagery

  published Feb 14, 2012

  ​For reasons better not gone into, Art Attack has a background in dream interpretation, the study of the meaning behind objects that appear in our dreams. You thought that your brain was just be More >>

• Gothic Council: I See A Symphony And I Want To Paint it Black

  published Feb 14, 2012

  ​VNV Nation is coming, and even though we'll have to endure endless bitching about how VNV Nation isn't goth every single goth we know will be there. Ronan Harris and Mark Jackson put on fantast More >>

• David Berkeley

  published February 9, 2012

  The Photobooth on Montrose, both a commercial photography studio and a performance space, is one of the oddest combinations of ventures... More >>

• 10 Most Difficult Video Game Achievements That Aren't Worth It

  published Feb 13, 2012

  ​Gaming is about challenges, or if you're into MMORPGs, gaming is about challenges and calling people gaylords. Regardless, game designers go to extreme lengths in order for you to test your ski More >>