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2011 Stories by Jef With One F

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  Zelda: 6 Legendary Video Game Trailers and 2 Hilarious Parodies

  published Nov 09, 2011

  It's official! Nintendo of America will be sending your humble narrator a copy of Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword for review, and you won't be hearing from us for quite a while once that happens beca... More >>

• Michael Moore: Here Comes Trouble

  published November 3, 2011

  Award-winning filmmaker and author Michael Moore is one of the most divisive figures in modern media. The director of Fahrenheit 9/11... More >>

• We Might Finally Have to Start Playing Grand Theft Auto

  published Nov 08, 2011

  Sure, like most people we were pretty impressed when the first Grand Theft Auto came out. It was something new, something exciting and pretty damn original. However, we'd be lying if we told you we pl... More >>

• 30 Seconds With Chuck Ragan

  published Nov 08, 2011

  Chuck Ragan made waves in the punk scene as part of Hot Water Music, but now he's turned the fire into folk perfection that burns no less fiercely. We bro fisted briefly with Ragan and pestered him ju... More >>

• "Get Thru This": Art of Dying is the Art of Living

  published Nov 08, 2011

  It's a well-known fact that most band names are essentially gobbledygook, but here at Rocks Off we're trying hard to find meaning in the oddest monikers. Fun fact, Rocks Off is always sort of thinkin... More >>

• Keisha Hunt

  published November 3, 2011

  It bothers us that 90 percent of the descriptions you see of comedian Keisha Hunt mention how short she is, but how she still manages to be... More >>

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  Once Upon a Time: Swordplay, Happy Endings, and Meh

  published Nov 07, 2011

  Once Upon a Time continues to underwhelm us, and if the next episode doesn't do something drastic then next Monday will be our final thoughts on this experiment. We're skipping Pan-Am (Which is amazin... More >>

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  Dana Dark Debuts Disturbing Halloween Short, More to Come

  published Nov 07, 2011

  When Rocks Off sat down to review Liisa Ladouceur's Encyclopedia Gothica the first thing we did was flip through it to see if any of Houston's own had made it in. The answer was unfortunately no, and ... More >>

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  5 Actors Who are Never, Ever Going to Get Their Due

  published Nov 07, 2011

  Look, America worships its actors, both the stars and the underdogs. The former shine brilliantly as proof of the American dream of fame and fortune. The latter we hold dear as guardians of secret bri... More >>

• Feast of Charles Borromeo: A Saint's Playlist

  published Nov 04, 2011

  Though we have no desire to live by the teachings of Cathol and his popular ism, we are huge fans of the saints. To us, saints represent God's Avengers, and yeah, some of them are in charge of stupid ... More >>

• Tommy Davidson

  published October 27, 2011

  We’ve seen just about every film that Tommy Davidson has done. He wowed us in Woo, blew us away in Booty Call and even... More >>

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  American Horror Story: A Modern Penny Dreadful

  published Nov 03, 2011

  Last night Art Attack dove headfirst into the middle of American Horror Story. We'd been meaning to catch the series, but have instead spent our time reviewing Once Upon a Time, a decision we are real... More >>

• A Nomenclature Battle: What's in an Abyssr

  published Nov 03, 2011

  It's a well-known fact that most band names are essentially gobbledygook, but here at Rocks Off we're working hard to find meaning in the oddest monikers. Rocks Off was looking at the weekly concert ... More >>

• 30 Seconds With Ledisi

  published Nov 03, 2011

  Rocks Off blushed and fumbled awkwardly while asking rising R&B songstress Ledisi if she'd mind answering a few questions to see what we could learn about her in 30 seconds. Rocks Off: What is the w... More >>

• Flying Karamazov Brothers

  published October 27, 2011

  We deeply miss the Flaming Idiots, but since we can’t have them, a great alternative is the comedy juggling act the Flying Karamazov... More >>

• 5th Annual Russian Documentary Film Festival Showcase in Texas: Images of Russia

  published October 27, 2011

  The Russian Cultural Center Our Texas presents its 5th Annual Russian Documentary Film Festival Showcase in Texas: Images of Russia.... More >>

• Dia de los Muertos: The 10 Hottest Dead Chicks (Semi-NSFW)

  published Nov 02, 2011

  Today is day two of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, when all are supposed to clean up the cemeteries, visit their deceased relatives and just in general show some respect to those who have pa... More >>

• Still Corners: If You're Not Mad, You're Not in Love

  published Nov 01, 2011

  This week in our music video column we continue our exchange program with the unbeatable Mick Cullen of Subterranean Radio who keeps his finger so tightly on the pulse of stellar underground tunes tha... More >>

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  4 Terrible Lessons Children's TV Is Teaching Our Kids

  published Nov 01, 2011

  We've mentioned many times in the past that we are the proud father of an inexplicable little daughter who owns our TV and occasionally deigns to allow us to watch it. She's two now, and that means th... More >>

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  Gothic Council Rules on Halloween Costumes

  published Oct 31, 2011

  There's a pretty sharp divide between goths over Halloween. While all of us can agree on the sanctity of the holiday, and many can trace our current interests back to an obsession with the 31st of Oct... More >>

• Once Upon a Time: That's Two Strikes So far

  published Oct 31, 2011

  Thus far we are underwhelmed with ABC's Once Upon a Time. The show remains s Moreau-esque mixture of modern paranormal mystery and fantasy epic, and frankly neither one is really panning out. The sec... More >>

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  5 Video Game Films We Wish They'd Make And Our Pick of Directors

  published Oct 31, 2011

  We were just moseying along down the sidewalk of the Internet window shopping and fending off the advances of hookers when the above image appeared. That's the first released shot from the Japanese fi... More >>

• Static Jacks: Floating Approximately 3ft Off the Ground for No Reason

  published Oct 31, 2011

  It's a well-known fact that most band names are essentially gobbledygook, but here at Rocks Off we're trying hard to find meaning in the oddest monikers. Originally this week's What's in a Name colum... More >>

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  5 Worst Video Game Bosses...to Work for

  published Oct 31, 2011

  Anybody can put together a list of video game bosses that are lame, and if we did we're pretty sure it would be 1,500 words and how incredibly messed up it is for Kirby to beat up on a tree. Not a Lo... More >>

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  Mike Kelley Leaves Numbers

  published Oct 28, 2011

  Eight months ago Rocks Off ran a profile of promoter Mike Kelley, whose OnStage Events company seemed to be bringing about a renaissance for Numbers night club that we could not contain our excitement... More >>