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2012 Stories by Jef With One F

• 100 Creatives 2012: Richard Tallent (semi-NSFW)

  published Feb 03, 2012

  What He Does: Richard Tallent is a Beaumont-based photographer who specializes in a stunning array of artistic nudes, though he does some non-nude work for specially commissioned clients such as previ... More >>

• John Caparulo

  published January 26, 2012

  John Caparulo is pretty damned funny. The angry little man in a hat won our hearts during his appearances on Chelsea Lately, where... More >>

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  5 Most Ridiculously Over-the-Top Spells from Final Fantasy

  published Feb 02, 2012

  We've been playing the Final Fantasy series from the day the first game hit the ground in America, and magic has always been a big staple of the series. Nothing sells a world of wonder like being able... More >>

• Decoding Newt Gingrich Based on His Known Musical Tastes

  published Feb 02, 2012

  The digital revolution is slowly killing our favorite form of amateur psychoanalysis. We've all gone through someone's CD collection at some point when they weren't in the room, and from the albums we... More >>

• Mary Sarah Sings With the Oak Ridge Boys

  published Feb 01, 2012

  Mary Sarah is Houston's fastest rising star. At 16 she's already a veteran of the road with big name gigs under her belt like performing the national anthem for the Astros and the Texans, and a record... More >>

• Happy Gorilla Suit Day! 5 Music Videos for Celebrating.

  published Jan 31, 2012

  Today is National Gorilla Suit Day. We're not explaining it for you because something so magical needs neither intellectual discourse, nor to be held up against the scrutiny of skeptics who are clearl... More >>

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  5 Oddly Positive Acts Done By Batman Villains

  published Jan 31, 2012

  We recently did a piece on the most heartbreaking video game deaths, and looking back over that list we noticed something odd. Of the five deaths featured, two were out and out villains, one was at be... More >>

• Gothic Council Considers Proper Seduction of Metal Heads

  published Jan 30, 2012

  Pretend you're a drug dealer, or if it's more appropriate pretend you're still a drug dealer. If our memory of the D.A.R.E program serves us well then the key to successful drug dealing in the acquisi... More >>

• Blitzen Trapper Takes It a Bit Too Easy in New Video

  published Jan 30, 2012

  We have high video expectations from Blitzen Trapper, seeing as the music video for "Black River Killer" is probably one of the most brilliant works of the last decade. So hesitation abounded when we ... More >>

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  Etsy Closes Azreal's Accomplice. Cites Policy Infringement

  published Jan 27, 2012

  Tracy Robertson, better known as Batty, is an internationally known model and goth fashion designer. She has been making high-quality, hand-made spooky clothing since 1998, being based in her hometown... More >>

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  Taylor Swift Continues Goth Transformation in Hunger Games Track

  published Jan 27, 2012

  It started out as a joke, you knowr Chris Gray threw us a curve ball and said, "Taylor Swift is coming to town. Do something with that, you little eyeliner-wearing fangster." Well we did sit down and ... More >>

• Travelin' Band: What Do The Features Listen To On The Roadr

  published Jan 26, 2012

  So The Twilight Saga has exactly two things that keep the films from being absolute torture. The first is Ashley Greene in all her pixie-hotness, and the second is that there really are some excellent... More >>

• Kerry Beyer Goes Across the Universe Without Leaving Home in Music Video

  published Jan 26, 2012

  Every time we get a new song or video from Kerry Beyer it is just plain weird. Not the videos themselves, but the fact that these acoustic accomplishments are coming out of one of Houston's best and m... More >>

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  30 Seconds With Wayne Static

  published Jan 26, 2012

  Through a tenuous link across a magical force that some people call "the Internet" we connected with Wayne Static of Static X, now out promoting his awesome new solo album Pighammer, to see what we co... More >>

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  The Mice and Men of Disney: 5 Heroes Who Never Get Their Due

  published Jan 26, 2012

  Like most adult people, we didn't really pay attention to the world of Disney. Whenever a new film came out, we briefly acknowledged whatever story they'd chosen to animate and then moved on with our ... More >>

• The Divide

  published January 19, 2012

  There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind who want to see an apocalyptic movie starring Michael Biehn, and the kind who don't. (It's... More >>

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  Teenage Mutant Arkham Cityr 5 Turtle Bosses We Hope Make It In

  published Jan 25, 2012

  Rumors began circling this week that Rocksteady would not be following up Batman: Arkham City with another Dark Knight adventure, and would instead be working on using the same style to reboot the Tee... More >>

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  Top 5 Hottest Women in Internet Comedy

  published Jan 25, 2012

  They say chicks aren't funny, mostly because women tend to have higher-pitched voices that can't penetrate all the meat in some people's heads. We love us some funny chicks, and if they're hot on top ... More >>

• The Top 10 Laziest Music Videos Ever

  published Jan 25, 2012

  We're obsessed with music videos lately, and have spent almost the whole of the weekend seeking new and brilliant ones in order to feature in our weekly column. We're just so impressed with the capabi... More >>

• Wayne Static

  published January 26, 2012

  Wayne Static's life reads like a how-to for the perfect rock star. Start young and cute, winning talent contests playing "Skip to My Lou"? Check.... More >>

• The Features

  published January 26, 2012

  The Twilight Saga has exactly two things that keep the films from being absolute torture. The first is Ashley Greene in all... More >>

• The Family Way

  published January 26, 2012

  The Folk Family Revival's debut album Unfolding blew away everything we'd understood about folk music. Mason Lankford, the band's main... More >>

• Who Gives a Shit About Katy Perry!r Vanessa Paradis is About to be Single!

  published Jan 24, 2012

  Houston Press was ecstatic when slutwave superstar Katy Perry and comedian Russell Brand broke up, though there were some very different motivations amongst the staff for that joy. For instance, Craig... More >>

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  Top 5 Most Heartbreaking Video Game Deaths

  published Jan 24, 2012

  In the beginning... there was darkness. Then a small white circle raced across the darkness only to be rebounded by a white rectangle into another white rectangle and back again. Thus was the world of... More >>

• Sing While You May: The Top 10 Best Songs of Edward Ka-Spel

  published Jan 23, 2012

  There is no more brilliant musician and lyricist than Edward Ka-Spel, the leader of the Legendary Pink Dots who turns 58 years old today. Ka-Spel has appeared on something like 50 albums in his lifeti... More >>