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2010 Stories by John Nova Lomax
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The Five Most Sex Offender-Riddled Zip Codes In Houston
published Dec 29, 2010
We'll get to our list of the five zip codes with the most sex offenders in Houston, but first let's discuss other areas of note. Outside of one of the zips in the list that follows, the area with th... More >>
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Dulce Nava-Cardenas: Sells $150 Sex To 16-Year-Old Boy
published Dec 28, 2010
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, well, plenty of creatures were stirring in the house in this story... ... Police in Edinburg say that in the wee hours of December 24, a Va... More >>
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Crystina Becerra: Penthouse Club Stripper Wanted After Putting Two Patrons In Hospital
published Dec 27, 2010
In an altercation that put us in mind of Jerome Ponette, it all started with a squabble between two strippers over something one of them likely believed the other had stolen. Before it was all over,... More >>
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Rudy Erik Candia: Facebook, Lunar Eclipse Used To Woo 12-Year-old West U Boy. (Allegedly)
published Dec 27, 2010
Late on the night of December 20, 12-year-old Alex (not his real name) asked his dad if he could go meet a friend and watch the lunar eclipse from the parking lot of a Med Center oil-change joint. His... More >>
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The Ten Oddest Crimes Of 2010, Southeast Texas Style
published Dec 24, 2010
Hard as it may be to believe, the criminal element of Southeast Texas did dumb and weird things in 2010, continuing a tradition that dates back to the creation of Southeast Texas. Here are ten of the... More >>
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The 12 Best Mugshots Of 2010
published Dec 23, 2010
Here's a dozen of the creepiest, funniest, fugliest, and weirdest mugshots of 2010. Enjoy them, but know this: there but the grace of God and a too-wild night could go you. 12. Randolph Caldwell 11. ... More >>
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The 20 Best Names Of 2010's Accused Criminals
published Dec 22, 2010
Here's a selection of the ten best male and ten best female names we found in many months' worth of trolling Harris County arrest records. A couple of disclaimers in order: Not all, indeed not neces... More >>
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Jason Woytek: Public Servant Accused Of Stealing Dozens Of MHMRA Laptops
published Dec 16, 2010
If you believe what Jason Woytek has written about himself on the Internet, you'd think he was a man of many and varied achievements: a man of God, a top salesman, budding author, an Eagle Scout and a... More >>
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Yvette Morales: Dupes Grad Student Into Thinking She Is Ailing, Lovelorn Anchorwoman
published Dec 14, 2010
Despite being smitten with Kingsville TV reporter Katia Uriarte, her suitor just couldn't take any more. The unidentified Texas A&M-Kingsville grad student penned a sorrowful break-up e-mail and sen... More >>
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Jason Merksamer: Houston Juggalo And Accused Robber Is Facebook Moron Of The Week
published Dec 13, 2010
It goes without saying that it's not a good idea to commit another violent felony -- specifically, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon -- while you are already on probation for a violent crime. ... More >>
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Ricardo Coulston: Blowjob In Kiddie Flick Lands Lufkin Teen In Jail
published Dec 10, 2010
When you think of movies that could inspire people to commit acts of public lewdness, Megamind, the new Will Ferrell-, Brad Pitt- and Tina Fey-voiced animated children's superhero flick doesn't immedi... More >>
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WikiLeaks: DynCorp Responds To Dancing Boys Scandal
published Dec 09, 2010
In the wake of our story about DynCorp's ill-fated Afghan dance party, DynCorp's vice president of communications Ashley Vanarsdall Burke has sent in an official response. The company says that there... More >>
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Manuel Lopez-Mendoza: Guilty In Brazen Attempted Heist Of Giant Pink Bunny
published Dec 09, 2010
Thieves around the world are often noted for their sleight of hand, their ability to conceal what is not theirs and spirit it away to a place of safe-keeping undetected. Some are true masters of the a... More >>
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Kristin Diane Massey: Vain, Chameleon-Like Sex Offender Jailed Again In Odd Heist
published Dec 07, 2010
For Kristin Diane Massey, the convicted sex offender we wrote about this fall after she was accused of wiggling out of the back of a police car, there's good news and bad news. And some more bad news.... More >>
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WikiLeaks: Texas Company Helped Pimp Little Boys To Stoned Afghan Cops
published Dec 07, 2010
Another international conflict, another horrific taxpayer-funded sex scandal for DynCorp, the private security contractor tasked with training the Afghan police. While the company is officially base... More >>
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Dr. Tomifumi Onishi: Three Cases Of Woman-Beating Filed Against
MD AndersonDoc In Eight Months (UPDATED)published Dec 03, 2010
UPDATE: Charges against Dr. Onishi were dropped on December 17. According to one court document, the reason for the dismissal is "the interest of justice." When asked to elaborate, Dr. Onishi's atto... More >>
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Johnny Perales: Porn On Work Laptop Lands Corpus Asst. City Manager In Hot Water
published Dec 03, 2010
We coastal Texan men are apparently a randy, lonely lot. Even as Galveston cops plucked the Seawall Spanker -- a publicly masturbating surfing aficionado -- from his car on the edge of the Gulf, anoth... More >>
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Clifford Lee Bradberry: Galveston County Man Really, Really Likes To Watch Surfing
published Dec 02, 2010
Apparently, Clifford Lee Bradberry deeply enjoys whacking off, and while there's nothing wrong with that per se, Bradberry insists on involving the public in his masturbatory shenanigans. Acting on a... More >>
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Qian Feng: Poisoning Dogs Alleged Hobby Of Jackson Hill Man
published Dec 01, 2010
The Heights / Timbergrove cat mutilations we covered last summer remain unsolved, but Houston police believe they have busted the culprit in a string of dog poisonings in the Jackson Hill area. And ... More >>
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Cover Story: K2 Ban Comes As Our Story Goes To Press, And We Are Kinda Happy
published Dec 01, 2010
I have to say, I kind of wondered when the Drug Enforcement Agency was going to crack down on K-2 and other THC-simulating substances. What's more, although I am pretty Libertarian when it comes to dr... More >>
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Trishana Broussard: Sex With Three East Texas Teens Nets Six Years' Prison
published Dec 01, 2010
A 37-year-old East Texas woman is going to prison after pleading no contest to engaging in oral sex with three teenaged boys. On Monday, Trishana "Mama Bear" Broussard was sentenced to a six-year se... More >>
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Dennis DeAcetis: Brazoria County Man Loses Houses In Divorce, Sues Everybody Again And Again
published Dec 01, 2010
When Marianne Whitley and Dennis DeAcetis got divorced in 2003, Whitley got the house. Or at least she thought she did, with good reason. After all, it was so ruled by the judge in their divorce case,... More >>
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Nakia Brown: After She Initiates Cheaters-style Fracas, Sues State For Crime Victim Compensation
published Nov 30, 2010
If you've ever seen the shit-show that is Cheaters, that Dallas-bred abomination of televised romantic desolation, you know the drill. Woman comes back to bleak exurban apartment complex and sees ca... More >>
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Montgomery County Cops Take Down Motel Meth Lab In New Caney
published Nov 24, 2010
Acting on a tip, Montgomery County Constables took down a "shake and bake" meth lab in a New Caney motel in the wee hours of Saturday morning. Arrested were 34-year-old Kerry Lee Datray, of Clevelan... More >>
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Jacob Thompson: Cops Drop Illegal Doctoring Charge Against East Texas Tattoo Artist
published Nov 23, 2010
Last month, we brought you the tale of James "Jacob" Thompson, the 23-year-old East Texas tattoo artist accused of accepting a $20 fee for both illegally tattooing and surgically removing a birth cont... More >>
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