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2011 Stories by Nick Schager

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  • Final Destination

    published July 14, 2011

    After ten years, seven movies, six Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, four directors, two dead parents, one grating house elf and... More >>

  • Captain Jack Won't Die

    published May 19, 2011

    After sinking into self-important ­tedium with its prior two overstuffed installments, Pirates of the Caribbean seemed destined for... More >>

  • Lions Are People, Too

    published April 21, 2011

    Anthropomorphizing its animal stars to a borderline-dubious degree, Disneynature's nonfiction African Cats situates itself in... More >>

  • Valley of the Dolls

    published March 17, 2011

    A gleeful celebration of nonstop doping, Limitless offers up a dim Better Living Through Chemistry fantasy that refuses to rain on... More >>

  • The Mummy's Curse

    published March 10, 2011

    Who said animation should look real? Robert Zemeckis, for one, though as evidenced by Disney's recent closing of his ImageMovers Digital studio,... More >>

  • Cognitive Dissonance

    published February 17, 2011

    To age brutishly is Liam Neeson's apparent career goal — with Taken, Clash of the Titans, The A-Team and now... More >>

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