Pete Vonder Haar
2 minutes ago | Film and TV
Title: The Transporter Refueled Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music!" Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: One life preserver out of five. Brief Plo...
2 days ago | Film and TV
What did 007 scribe Anthony Horowitz say about potentially casting Idris Elba (The Wire, Pacific Rim, Luther) as the next Bond that has everyone in such a tizzy? ‘Idris Elba is a terrific actor, but I can think of other black actors who would do i...
7 days ago | Film and TV
St. Elmo's Fire came out 30 years ago. In June of 1985, to be precise. Yet even though this year marks the anniversary of its release, our notoriously nostalgia-heavy entertainment-industrial complex didn't go into its customary frenzy. I saw...
9 days ago | Film and TV
Title: No Escape Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: Mayor Quimby: I hereby declare a state of emergency: Code Black. Lenny: Black? That's the worst color there is ... no offense there, Carl. Carl: I get it all the time. Rating ...
14 days ago | Film and TV
Title: American Ultra Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "I've got a question for you: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" Rating Using Random Objects Related To The Film: Three wiz...