Pete Vonder Haar
2 days ago | Film and TV
St. Elmo's Fire came out 30 years ago. In June of 1985, to be precise. Yet even though this year marks the anniversary of its release, our notoriously nostalgia-heavy entertainment-industrial complex didn't go into its customary frenzy. I saw...
4 days ago | Film and TV
Title: No Escape Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: Mayor Quimby: I hereby declare a state of emergency: Code Black. Lenny: Black? That's the worst color there is ... no offense there, Carl. Carl: I get it all the time. Rating ...
9 days ago | Film and TV
Title: American Ultra Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "I've got a question for you: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" Rating Using Random Objects Related To The Film: Three wiz...
16 days ago | Film and TV
Title: Straight Outta Compton Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “George Burns was right: show business is a hideous bitch goddess.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three-and-a-half '64 Impalas out of ...
18 days ago | Film and TV
For a while there, boob tube aficionados were enjoying what some have dubbed the "Golden Age of Television." Beginning in 1999 with HBO's The Sopranos, TV — or at least the basic/pay cable segment of it — entered a period of unprecedented hig...