Pete Vonder Haar
4 days ago | Film and TV
Watched Top Gun for the first time in many, many years last weekend. Truth be told, I lost my interest in fighter jets when the Air Force recruiter told me my eyes were too bad for F-16s at my high school's career fair. But my wife and I weren't a...
5 days ago | Film and TV
Title: Terminator Genisys Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two Nike Vandals out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: It's once again time to rage...
Satire is a tricky thing. It's best when executed in such a way that not only is the subject amusingly ridiculed, but some alternative to the current state of affairs is suggested. L.A. Slasher, a would-be cutting-edge indictment of...
12 days ago | Film and TV
The Confederate flag has had a rough run of it lately. Before we get into it, I know the current subject of our debate isn't the *real* flag of the Confederate States of America (nor is it technically the "Stars and Bars") but actually the Battle ...
13 days ago | Film and TV
Title: A Deadly Adoption Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "Everything has a Pat Boone-ish Quality." Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three ABC After School Special logos out of five: Brief Plot S...
17 days ago | Film and TV
Title: Inside Out Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "You know, my course can help you with every personality disorder in the 'Feel Bad Rainbow.'" Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Four-and-a-half Metal Health album co...