Pete Vonder Haar
Pete Vonder Haar is a regular film contributor at Voice Media Group and its film partner, the Village Voice. VMG publications include LA Weekly, Denver Westword, Phoenix New Times, Miami New Times, Broward-Palm Beach New Times, Houston Press, Dallas Observer and OC Weekly>.
14 hours ago | Advertising
Did you watch Super Bowl 50 because you're a big fan of the Broncos or Panthers? Doubtful. Did you watch it because you were cheering for former Texans like Gary Kubiak, Wade Wilson, and Owen Daniels? Then you're suffering from the NFL equivalent ...
4 days ago | Film and TV
Title: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Described This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?" Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three-and-a-half D'arcys out of five. Brief Plot Syno...
11 days ago | Film and TV
Title: Kung Fu Panda 3 Describes This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "We're here, we're queer, and we don't want any more bears!" Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three Hong Kong Phooeys out of five. Brief Plot Synops...
18 days ago | Film and TV
Title: The 5th Wave Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it!" Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two Kling...
19 days ago | Film and TV
The X-Files returns to Fox this Sunday, a mere 14 years after leaving us in the lurch without adequately explaining, well, much of anything about the vast alien conspiracy threatening the very existence of mankind. The shit — AKA the impending col...
25 days ago | Film and TV
Title: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote Image: Brief Plot Synopsis: Six CIA contractors in Benghazi battle bureaucratic inertia, and also a hundred armed militants. Rating Usi...