Pete Vonder Haar
Pete Vonder Haar is a regular film contributor at Voice Media Group and its film partner, the Village Voice. VMG publications include LA Weekly, Denver Westword, Phoenix New Times, Miami New Times, Broward-Palm Beach New Times, Houston Press, Dallas Observer and OC Weekly>.
Big-budget action epics might be the current norm, but there's something to be said for the slow burn. Enter Standoff, which delivers pretty much what its title advertises.
Bird (Ella Ballentine) is something of an obsessive photo bug...
5 days ago | Advertising
Did you watch Super Bowl 50 because you're a big fan of the Broncos or Panthers? Doubtful. Did you watch it because you were cheering for former Texans like Gary Kubiak, Wade Wilson, and Owen Daniels? Then you're suffering from the NFL equivalent ...
8 days ago | Film and TV
Title: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Described This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?" Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three-and-a-half D'arcys out of five. Brief Plot Syno...
16 days ago | Film and TV
Title: Kung Fu Panda 3 Describes This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "We're here, we're queer, and we don't want any more bears!" Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three Hong Kong Phooeys out of five. Brief Plot Synops...
22 days ago | Film and TV
Title: The 5th Wave Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it!" Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two Kling...