Email Author Ray Hafner

2006 Stories by Ray Hafner

• Love the Day

  published February 2, 2006

  Valentine's Day can cause a lot of pressure. You've got to choose from food, flowers and entertainment, all the while keeping in mind what your... More >>

• Freaky Frames

  published February 2, 2006

  Talk about A-list! The cartoon short Save Virgil combines the prodigious talents of Adam Corolla, porn star Ginger Lynn and our man Gary... More >>

• Get Shorties

  published February 2, 2006

  If you're anything like us, it's Friday and you're done with paying attention, at least for any extended length of time. Thank God for Microcinema... More >>

• Best of the Last

  published January 26, 2006

  It's not often you get a chance to check out a reality TV star. Okay, fine, it's like every other damn day — those people just won't go away.... More >>

• Rock-Hard Abs

  published January 26, 2006

  All right, fattie, this is your last chance. It's almost February, and there you are holding a Crown and Coke and slurping Häagen-Dazs,... More >>

• Midnight Thugs

  published January 19, 2006

  When The Warriors originally opened in New York City back in 1979, a gang fight broke out at the theater and left one person dead.... More >>

• Give Us the Bird

  published January 12, 2006

  We've always loved Sheryl Crow. When she got engaged to Lance Armstrong, we supported her, saying, "If It Makes You Happy." Then when the... More >>