Email Author Ryan McAuley

2007 Stories by Ryan McAuley

• TUMBLEWEED TEXAS

  published August 30, 2007

  Sometimes I'm amazed at how stupid I can be. My first trip to Texas is a perfect example — I fully expected to see cacti and cowboys... More >>

• CUE & CUSHION

  published August 23, 2007

  I head over to the Cue & Cushion (510 Shepherd, 713-861-7644) to mull over a bomb that someone dropped on me; without going into specifics,... More >>

• KELVIN ARMS

  published August 16, 2007

  I make it to a friend's shindig in the vault of the Kelvin Arms (2424 Dunstan, 713-528-5002) and discover that I know only a handful of... More >>

• TILA'S

  published August 9, 2007

  I'm not a fan of complimentary valet, so I park on the street between Tila's (1111 S. Shepherd, 713-522-7654) and a neighborhood "no... More >>

• KAY'S LOUNGE

  published August 2, 2007

  I have a habit of watching bad late-night TV, especially when it involves sets of 87 knives for the low, low price of $99. They almost hooked... More >>

• TIME OUT

  published July 26, 2007

  Fresh in from Austin, Patrick wants something "low-key" (this coming from a guy who was once escorted from a petting zoo). So I take my... More >>

• POISON GIRL's

  published July 12, 2007

  Waiting around at Poison Girl (1641 Westheimer, 713-527-9929) for my friend Dusty, I finally get a call around midnight. Turns out the... More >>