Sticking out like a giant neon-pink boner, Zone D'Erotica's Galleria location is the perfect paean to no-zoning laws. So you wanna create a huge commercial district with a Container Store, Cheesecake Factory and plenty of nice hotels for dentistry conventions? Fine, we're going to build a big freakin' gaudy, obnoxious-looking place where you can buy edible undies and double-headed dongs. Somehow, shopping for these unmentionables in such a squeaky-clean corporate Green Zone makes the whole thing dirtier, and thus sexier. There are a million places in Houston to buy sexy whatnots (thank God!), but this is really the best place to get 'er done. Go see for yourself.