When it comes to greasy spoons, most people are looking for a few things: great prices, fast service and deliciously unctuous grub. After 77 years, kitschy Lankford Grocery continues to earn five-star ratings in each of those criteria. Hit the shaded picnic tables to take down colossal breakfast plates and sloppy burgers served with a side of nostalgia. Those sloppy burgers, by the way, may even be bigger than the breakfast plates. Get them stacked with everything from wasabi sauce and pineapple to Frito Pie fixins, then tack on curly fries or a Tex Mix of fried jalapeño and onion strings.