At Minute Maid Park there's not a bad seat in the house, not even in the upper decks. The Houston Astros offer tickets for as low as $15 on the weekends and as low as $10 during the week. Sure, you aren't sitting with millionaires and former presidents, but you still get to enjoy a hot dog and a beer while witnessing nine innings unfold — and the people-watching is even better among the hoi polloi. If you're not enjoying yourself in the cheap seats, chances are you just aren't that good at having fun.