They don't get half-hour specials on KTRK. Ken Hoffman doesn't write about judging their tryouts. Rich and Charlie don't talk about one of them being robbed for not making the squad. No. The Power Dancers just show up every night -- for far more games than the Texans' cheerleaders. They have actual dance talent and routines with real choreographed moves. They even sit on the sidelines and cheer at times. They're pretty good-looking, too. Best of all, among their tight-fitting costumes are shirts with political statements for animal rights. Go Rockets! Go little dogs and cats! Rah. Rah. Rah.