At Hunan Village, you can order veggie substitutes so amazingly similar to the real deal, you'll swear you're being fooled with. Take the sesame "chicken." We defy you to bite into a big chunk of its sweet, dark, chewy mass and deny it's the same stuff Colonel Sanders is serving up the road. The "pork" fried rice will have you picking out pieces of faux pig for a closer look. This stuff could be in the Museum of Modern Science. Lucky for you, it can also be put in your belly.