Playboy, Erin Andrews and John Royal: Now That’s a Threesome

Playboy.com, the good folks who brought us the sexiest sports broadcaster (

Erin Andrews

, who still won’t pose sans clothing), brings us a new Internet contest. They’re asking for our votes on the Hottest Web Blogger.

You can find the candidates here. I’ve got to confess that I’m not too thrilled with any of these selections, but I suppose that when it comes to us bloggers, the Deschanel sisters we’re not going to find.

However, here’s my thing. This contest is for Hottest Web Blogger, and the winner would no doubt get tons of traffic, and since the winner doesn’t have to pose, I wonder why there are no male nominees…

I guess what I’m saying is this: Why in the hell am I not nominated? Do you know how hot I get watching the Astros lose night after night? And I bet my nomination and/or win would really drive some traffic over this way – that is, some more traffic than that provide by the already dedicated readers I have. I love you guys and gals for coming to read my daily Astros rants.

But this is an eyeballs and clicks thing. And I need more eyeballs and clicks. So come on. Send Playboy.com some notes. Tell them about me. For the good of Ballz. – John Royal

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