George Lopez The hot Los Angeles comic has a three-day gig here, and if you can't catch his act, you can pick up his new CD, Alien Nation. All weekend, the hard-working, socially conscious Lopez presents his pro-Latino gags, stuff universal enough to earn high ratings on Showtime. Tracy Brown, a talented local comic, is the opening act.8 p.m. tonight; 8 and 10:30 p.m. Fri. and Sat. The Laff Stop, 1952 West Gray, 524-2333. $12.
If I Forget Thee, O Jerusalem Two actresses celebrate the Golden City in an evening of prose, poetry and song. Anna Cropper, an Englishwoman and a Christian, and Dalia Friedland, an Israeli Jew, share their own stories and the works of Yehuda Amichai, Byron, Shen Mah and Mark Twain. 7:30 p.m. Jewish Community Center, Kaplan Theatre, 5601 South Braeswood, 729-3200, extension 3231. $8.
Punchface: A Three-Part Puppet Serial This week brings Chapter Two in the continuing misadventures of Punchface, a puppet whose antics are not intended for children. This week, according to author, puppeteer and bad influence Joel K. Orr, "Dr. De Generiste out-evils himself. Papa is even less comprehensible. Punchface resigns to a life of dereliction. The Tumor returns." Unwholesome in the extreme. 10 p.m. Brasil, 2604 Dunlavy, outdoor patio, 528-1993. Free.
Boogie Woogie Aesop Express Theatre for children concludes its season with a zoot-suited look at the stories of a sage slave of the sixth century, B.C. Lion-centric fables are featured in this ragtime musical -- the story of the lion and the deer, the lion and the fox and the lion and the mouse. In this way poppin' kids show, the mouse is a lady and wears long satin gloves. Tonight's opening is followed by a reception. Opening, 7 p.m. (Subsequent shows listed in Thrills, Kids, On-Stage.) The Children's Museum of Houston, 1500 Binz, 759-1314. $5.
ComedySportz The improv comedy troupe offers a "Tribute to Dadz." The perfect gift because, CSZers say, "He'll enjoy the wackiness while he relieves all that fatherly tension by yelling out his suggestions" -- suggestions to the improv actors, you'll be relieved to hear, and not to you. 8 p.m. Treebeards, 315 Travis. For info, call 521-2226. $8; free for dads, though ComedySportz reserves the right to levy an "ugly tie" surcharge.
Ricky Van Shelton Renaissance man Ricky Van Shelton -- an award-winning country singer, pilot and children's book author (the popular "Quacker" series) -- has returned from his creative sabbatical and is touring again. Tonight, after six concert-free months, Van Shelton will sing hits such as "Somebody Lied," "I'll Leave This World Loving You" and "I Am a Simple Man." 8 p.m. Houston Arena Theatre, Southwest Freeway at Fondren. For tickets,call Ticketmaster,629-3700. $15.50$22.50; $1, parking.
Juneteenth in Galveston: History Tour Reservations are required for this bus tour of significant sites in Galveston's African-American history. The Galveston Historical Foundation will also provide each tourist a copy of Black Galvestonians, a who's who of important local folk. 11 a.m. Departing from Old Central Cultural Center, 2627 Avenue M, (409) 765-7834. $5, book included.
Juneteenth in Galveston: Celebrations The tall ship Elissa will be open to the public, and so will the rest of the Texas Seaport Museum. All day long, choirs, jazz and African-American cultural groups will provide live entertainment, and refreshments will be available. In a nod to the solemn nature of the holiday, at 1 p.m. Alex Pratt of the College of the Mainland will present a program on the history of Juneteenth. 10 a.m.8 p.m. Pier 21, Harborside Drive between 21st and 22nd streets, near the Strand, (409) 763-1877. Free.
Juneteenth at the George Ranch Historical Park Missouri City artist Tony Sherman, author of The Black Cowboy, is one of the co-chairs for this event, and he brings his scholarship to bear on many of the black-proud ranch displays, vignettes and performances -- including a reenactment of a broomstick wedding and an appearance by Buffalo soldiers. Along with traditional cowboy demonstrations -- roping, riding and wrangling, and a pony ride for the kids -- the celebration will feature live gospel music and blues. "Family Ties" is the theme for this event, so load everyone into the car and come out for this holiday barbecue. Did we mention the show by the Charles Gilpin Players? The griot? 10 a.m.7 p.m.; rodeo at 3 p.m. The ranch is 30 minutes from the Galleria. Take Highway 59 south to Crabb River Road; go south and follow the signs. (713) 545-9212. $6; $3, children.
Cooking with Herbs "Master gardener" Marilyn O'Connor presides over a lecture and lunch -- a lunch that starts crisply with an Australian chardonnay and herbed cheese. A Mexican mint salad follows, and the main course is penne rustica, paired with a Rosemount shiraz. The dessert for this "see-smell-sample-savor" event is an herbed sorbet; if you guess the herb, you win a prize. The event is presented by the Houston Chapter of the American Institute of Wine and Food; Robert Del Grande, the chef/owner of Cafe Annie and Rio Ranch, will be the host. Dress is cool and casual for patio seating; reservations are required. 10:301 p.m. Amerigo's Grille, 12250 Grogans Park Drive, The Woodlands, 364-8323. $35.
Gospel celebration Houstonian Yolanda Adams is joined by John P. Kee and Kirk Franklin and the Family for an early evening show in the Southern Star Amphitheatre. Families can spend the day riding AstroWorld rides or splashing at WaterWorld, and then head to the back of the park for the concert at 7 p.m. Six Flags AstroWorld, Kirby at Loop 610, 799-8404. Park admission $32.42; $20.50, children under 48 inches. Lawn seating is free with park admission; reserved seating is $3 with park admission.
gmch://taking.center.stage/~ The Gay Men's Chorus of Houston are all over this Internet thing like a duck on a junebug, but the eagerly cyber name for their Pride Week concert is something of a misnomer -- the star is not the chorus, but their special guest Marsha Carlton. The cabaret signer was seen recently in TUTS' 42nd Street, and, in an early career phase, she appeared on B.L. Striker and Miami Vice. Carlton is not alone on-stage. In this benefit for AIDS Foundation Houston's Stone Soup food pantry, she's joined by her longtime cabaret partner Clay Howell (eat your hearts out, Liza and Stritch!), comic Randall Jobe, the Bayou City Chorale, the Turtle Creek Chorale Ensemble and, of course, the Gay Men's Chorus of Houston. 8 p.m. Wortham Center, Cullen Theater, 500 Texas, 227-ARTS. $10$20.
Father's Day at the Zoo Creative people whose salaries are paid with your tax dollars encourage all Houston families to come take a gander at sexual dimorphism. In case you were wondering, sexual dimorphism is not something perverts put up on the World Wide Web; it's a legitimate scientific term for differences between sexes. In hoofed species, it's the males who have antlers; in bird species, it's the males who have fabulous color patterns. This goes to show that all males are in league and overly concerned with image. Learn other fascinating facts at the zoo's Father's Day programs, 11 a.m.4 p.m. Regular zoo hours: 10 a.m.6 p.m. Hermann Park, 1513 North MacGregor, 523-5888. $2.50; $2, seniors; 50 cents, children three12; free, children under three.
Willie Nelson's barbecue picnic at the beach Taking a break from sitting around in his underwear, Shotgun Willie will sing old favorites and new stuff from his latest recording, Spirit, for the sunscreen-smeared crowds at the Backyard at the Beach. Doors open at 5; the Red-Headed Stranger warbles classic county at 7 p.m. Backyard at the Beach, at Blisters, next to StewartBeach,Galveston,(800) 966-SHOW. $15$25.
Father's Day and the New Moon The Daily Review is known for chicken pot pie (and for running out of chicken pot pie), but during June it won't be all cream sauce and fennel at this low-key eatery. The Houston Symphony Brass Quintet and the cafe's Carl Eaves have put together a series of dinner concerts. The kickoff celebrates both Father's Day and the new moon with British Renaissance and baroque music plus tunes from "Bernstein and Beyond." The food at this champagne picnic -- and let's not overlook the fact that this is a champagne picnic -- includes bacon-wrapped barbecue quail, and blackberry and sloe gin pancakes. 7 p.m. Daily Review Cafe, 3412 West Lamar, 520-9217. $45, dinner and beverages. Reservations suggested.
A Year of Business and Sacrifice The Holman Street Baptist Church, in association with the National Baptist Convention of America, invites everyone who is interested in African-American business to this congress/youth convention/business expo. The congress runs through June 21, and opens tonight with a gospel show, 7:30 p.m. George R. Brown Convention Center, 1001 Avenida de las Americas. For more information, call 741-8451. $10.
In Your Face Any time now, we are expecting a self-consciously outrageous daredevil show called "Lesbian Dope-heads on Mopeds" because this year is shaping up to be a good year for lesbian comics. The star of tonight's show, Lea Delaria, doesn't need gimmicks, or even her sexual orientation, to stand out in a crowd. She has talent, talent many Americans who don't seek out lesbian comedy, or even club comedy, enjoyed on The John Larroquette Show. And remember her "Super Dyke" standup routine on The Arsenio Hall Show? (Remember The Arsenio Hall Show?) This is an official Pride Week event. 7:30 p.m. Laff Stop, 1952 West Gray, 524-2333. $15, advance; $18, at the door.
Wolf N the Hood The Big Bad Wolf is on trial for stealing Little Bo Peep's sheep. Judge Pickle Pepper presides, Red Riding Hood leads the defense and Humpty Dumpty makes a surprise appearance. Through June 30. Tuesday and Thursday, 1 p.m.; Wednesday, 10 a.m.; Sunday, 2 p.m. Electric Theatre, 3424 FM 1092, Suite 250, Missouri City, 491-2281. $5; $4 each for children in groups of ten or more.
Crimes and Splendors: The Desert Cantos of Richard Misrach After watching all the drought coverage on CNN, we swamp-dwellers can get a hankering for the dry beauty of desert landscapes. And -- lucky us! -- we can find the dry beauty of desert landscapes at the Museum of Fine Arts. Throughout the summer, the MFA shows the first comprehensive retrospective of Richard Misrach's photos. His vistas are equally concerned with natural beauty (clouds) and human destruction (bomb craters). Twenty years of work, including staged photos.10 a.m.5 p.m. 1001 Bissonnet, 526-1361. $3; $1.50, students, children six-18 and seniors; free, children under five.
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