Guys get turned on by watching girls roll around with each other in slippery substances, and President Sam's Bar and Grill is capitalizing on this bizarre phenomenon with its Pudding Wrestling Thursdays. Girls with names like Tonya, Candi and Nikki don bikinis and grapple with each other in a tub of banana pudding. After each of seven matches, there's a raffle drawing to determine which lucky patron gets to help the ladies shower. 9 p.m. to midnight on Thursdays. 16205 Westheimer. For information, call 281-759-2887 or visit www.presidentsams.com. $5 to $10.
If you feel like something more substantial than pudding, head to The Exonerated, the popular off-Broadway play coming to Houston for one night only. Wrongly convicted inmates have received a lot of attention lately, especially since the recent revelation that the five men imprisoned for raping the Central Park jogger spent years in jail for a crime they didn't commit. The Exonerated, which stars Mia Farrow, Aidan Quinn and Montel Williams, tells the true stories of innocent survivors of death row, in their own words. 6:30 p.m. Cullen Robertson Auditorium, University of Houston - Downtown, One Main Street, Third Floor South. For information, call 713-222-7788 or visit www.texasdefender.org. $100.
Friday, April 11
Sometimes a great marketing campaign can backfire.
Self-taught physicist and millionaire Dean Kamen, the inventor of the
Segway Human Transporter, a.k.a. IT, a.k.a. Ginger, sparked a media frenzy a
couple of years ago by refusing to discuss his invention even as Steve Jobs
of Apple was quoted as saying, "You won't have to convince them to architect
cities around it. It'll just happen." People in chat rooms speculated that IT
was a no-fuel car, a hovercraft or even a personal helicopter. As it turned
out, IT was an electric, self-balancing transportation device -- in other words,
a high-tech scooter. So far, the invention hasn't affected how cities are built,
and Kamen himself has declared the thing overhyped. It's hard to feel sorry
for somebody who's already made his million. Kamen speaks today at the Museum
of Natural Science's Excellence in Science Luncheon. Noon. Doubletree Hotel
Post Oak Ballroom, 2001 Post Oak Boulevard. For information, call 713-639-4629.
$100.
Saturday, April 12
It's a mystery why anyone would choose to race cars
when making a mistake can mean losing your life. Nevertheless, there are lots
of racers who will gladly risk it all at the 16th annual O'Reilly Spring
Nationals, the fifth of 23 events in the National Hot Rod Association's
POWERade Drag Racing Series. Top fuel, funny car, pro stock car and nitro racers
will compete for over $1.9 million in cash and prizes. If you miss the event,
you can catch the final eliminations Sunday at 5 p.m. on ESPN2. 8 a.m. to 5
p.m. today; 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Thursday, April 10; 8 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. Friday,
April 11; 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sunday, April 13. Houston Raceway Park, 2525 FM
565 South. For information and a full schedule of events, call 281-383-7223
or visit www.houstonraceway.com.
$12 to $45.
Sunday, April 13
A little controversy often turns out to be a good
thing. In February, the Drug Enforcement Administration raided Tommy Chong's
home and his business, Chong Glass, as part of its "Operation Pipe Dreams" crackdown
on what Attorney General John Ashcroft calls the "illegal drug paraphernalia
industry." But at least in this case, the joke's on Ashcroft. Chong hasn't been
indicted, and what he lost in merchandise, he's gained in exposure. "What happened
to me," he has said, "has served as a built-in PR machine." Joined by his wife,
Shelby, Chong takes the stage today at the Laff Stop, where he's sure to milk
the raid for a few laughs. 8 p.m. today and Friday, April 11; 8 p.m. and 10:30
p.m. Saturday, April 12. 1952 West Gray. For information, call 713-524-2333
or visit www.laffstop.com. $20.50 to
$24.50.
Monday, April 14
A good photograph piques a viewer's curiosity. In
Czech photographer Igor Malijevsky's Telephone (1998), a woman sits in
a white chair with her back to us, bending over something that appears to be
a book. On the windowsill in front of her there's a phone -- but it's just out
of arm's length. What is the woman looking at? Is she waiting for a call? And
for heaven's sake, what does her face look like? These questions can't be answered
by viewing the photo at "The Photographic Eye: Contemporary Photography from
Central Europe," but they can be pondered. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Mondays through
Fridays, and 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturdays, through May 18. Opening reception:
7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Thursday, April 10. FotoFest Downtown, Vine Street Studios,
1113 Vine Street. For information, call 713-223-5522 or visit www.fotofest.org.
Free.
Tuesday, April 15
It's the moment Houstonians have been desperately
waiting for. Mama Mía, the Broadway rock musical featuring
songs by Swedish '70s band ABBA, is coming to town. The feel-good show tells
the story of Sophie, who reads her mom's diary and discovers that there are
three different men out there who might be her father. In an effort to figure
out who sired her, she invites all three to her wedding. Cleverly intermixed
with dialogue are 22 ABBA hits, including "Dancing Queen," "Take a Chance on
Me" and "Money, Money, Money." 8 p.m. Tuesdays to Fridays; 2 p.m. and 8 p.m.
Saturdays; and 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sundays, through April 27. Hobby Center
for the Performing Arts, 800 Bagby. For tickets, call 713-629-3700 or visit
www.ticketmaster.com. $37.25 to $77.25.
Wednesday, April 16
It's nice to know there are still a few idealists
around. The folks over at the Proletariat are hosting Commune Music,
a weekly showcase of local bands. Promotional materials for the event emphasize
that the show is not a competition but "an attempt to bring together artists
from various genres." Today's lineup includes the Tie That Binds, Violin and
the John Sparrow Band. (Though considering that former Tie member Kevin Richardson
is now a member of the John Sparrow Band, it's likely those groups are already
well acquainted.) 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. 903 Richmond. For information, call 713-523-1199
or visit www.theproletariat.net.
$3 to $5.
