Snowpiercer (Seolguk-yeolcha) (R)
Action/Adventure 126 June 27, 2014
It's been 17 years since the massive freeze-out. The front of the train harbors society's crème de la crème, people with food, beauty parlors, and schools for their piggy children; in the back languish the undesirables, a bedraggled bunch forced to gnaw on shiny black "protein bars" that, we learn, are made out of something you really wouldn't want to eat. Evans's Curtis has had enough of this rich-vs.-poor divide: After enlisting the help of a drugged-out security specialist (played by Bong regular Song Kang-ho), he hopes to forge his way to the front and raise holy hell.
Even as dystopian dramas go, the picture is arid and lusterless in its more serious moments and unpleasantly kitschy when it tries to soar over the top. Not even Tilda Swinton, as a ruthless Margaret Thatcher stand-in with a prosthetic overbite, can keep it on the rails.