5 Bands to Avoid & 5 Bands to See at This Year's ACL

5 Bands to Avoid & 5 Bands to See at This Year's ACL

If you are lucky enough to be going to ACL this weekend, you have no doubt been sitting in front of your concert schedule plotting your movements for this coming weekend.

Alternately if you are missing out on ACL, a lot of the bands playing have been through Houston lately, or will be in town this weekend anyway.

Iggy, why you no come to Houston ever?

On the occasion of this ACL weekend, I have made a list (hisssssssss) of five you should avoid and abandon your lame friends during, and five bands you should definitely see and abandon your lame friends for.

Do you know there are some people going to this festival who would rather see the Shins rather than the Roots??

"I see them every night on Jimmy Fallon anyway," said the stupid bastard in the threadbare MGMT shirt from 2009.

5 Bands to Avoid & 5 Bands to See at This Year's ACL
Photo by Jim Bricker


Why see Weezer for the fourth time when you can see the Black Lips snort coke out of each others buttholes onstage, or even get a good spot for Florence + The Machine near all the Target goths?

Jack White

Not a knock on Jackie Boy, but Neil Young and Crazy Horse are playing at the same across the park. Skip White, who will no doubt understand and still have sex with you anyway later, to see Young. White will be around for a good while longer. Young could give up the ghost at any time.


C'mon, man! Seriously? C'mon man! You spent how much on these tickets? No one even plays after him on that stage, so it's not like you will be camping out for anyone good. You could be seeing the shit show at Bassnectar, listening to the holy Steve Earle, or scoping out babes. And corn dogs. Go get a corn dog!

The Shins

You don't really like the Shins, you just like 2004, the year that Garden State came out. Because you and your ex-boyfriend used to make each other mixtapes with that one Shins song on it all the time. You may also only be going to the Shins in the hopes that James Mercer will play some Broken Bells stuff.

Any Band Featuring Members Dressed Like 19th-Century Bartenders, Blacksmiths, Mystics, Or Aristocrats, But Burlesque Performers Are Cool I Guess

Don't do it, it's a trick. These bands will look like Dexy's Midnight Runners in 20 years. Wait, does this mean that Dexy's are now fashion icons? I'm kinda bothered that ACL didn't book Mumford & Sons this time around, if only so I would have something to watch and not tell you that I enjoyed.


5 Bands to Avoid & 5 Bands to See at This Year's ACL

Quiet Company

They are from Austin, won a shit-ton of Austin Chronicle music awards this year, and they are really nice guys who have lots of love for Houston bands.

Gary Clark Jr.

Gary Clark Jr. is Eric Clapton's favorite guitar player. Reread that sentence a few times. Got it? He also manages to sell out most every touring stop, besides being one of the best dressed men in rock.

The Afghan Whigs

Because duh. We've been subsisting -- fantastically -- on the Gutter Twins and The Twilight Singers and missing out on the real damned deal. Tons of Gentlemen material, please. Here is hoping this reunion lasts a long time, enough for a Houston stop soon.

Iggy & The Stooges

Nothing will ever replace the hole that guitarist Ron Asheton left in the Stooges when he passed away in January 2009. After his death the band and Iggy Pop reenlisted Raw Power-era axman James Williamson to help out with future touring and recording duties. Come watch a legendary, groundbreaking, cat-in-a-tin-shithouse rock act destroy a pretty little park in Austin.

Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Check out some of the recent NYCH set lists from the past few weeks. You are getting "Cinnamon Girl," "The Needle And The Damage Done" and "Powderfinger," not to mention "Cortez the Killer" has been seen on some lists. Plus, you also have Jack White and Steve Earle in the park at the same time, so something cool could happen.

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