A Guide to Being Cool

Shrek and "Funky Cold Medina"? Makes perfect sense to us.

Cinematic Masterwork

Tone Loc's “Funky Cold Medina” figures prominently in the Shrek 3 trailer.

Rich Boy's “Throw Some D's” already slated for use in Shrek 9, due out in 2025.


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Crass Jokes

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Because every freak should have a picture of Shrek's dick on they wall.



And right before Mother's Day, too — yours would be appalled.

What the fuck you want me to do about it? It's right there in the song, and I gotta keep my edge!

Oh, Now You're Swearing Again, Too

Not to mention referencing the phalli of cartoon characters.

Just what are you implying exactly? I —

Calm Down

Why don't you do another item on a song you heard while standing in line at Chipotle, loser.

I won't stand for this impug—

Back to the Column, Tough Guy

We'll talk about this later.

Goddamn right we will.

Inaccurate Stereotypes

The improbable realization that a band stoned enough to name itself “Black Moth Super Rainbow” is actually listenable.


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